I’m gonna sound really weird right now. But I’m not too keen on pizza. I think it’s overrated.
After my 13 large pepperoni's in 3 days ... same

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@alec-fck
I’m gonna sound really weird right now. But I’m not too keen on pizza. I think it’s overrated.
After my 13 large pepperoni's in 3 days ... same
Pizza is so, so gross.
I wouldn't call it gross. But when you have had 13 large pepperoni's in 4 days. It becomes a bit off-putting
Possibly because you are still intoxicated, but I’m not sure. Do you usually try to fix your hangovers by drinking more? It’s a miracle you are still here.
Yes! It makes things more fun! no one wants to mope around being sick all day.
@fckbash: why is everyone so fake ?
@alecbish: Maybe you are too real ?
Don’t get too ahead of yourself champ
What? I would never!
I stand corrected. I’m Rory and I’m impressed
Well I'm one impressive guy. I'm Alec
What do you think my first year of college was? You sound like a pussy who can’t hold their own in an eating competition.
Hey! I totally won the 6th grade pie eating contest without even being sick! I can totally hold my own... pfft.
I think that will make it worse. Maybe you should try some water?
Water! Why didn't I think of that?
I don’t believe in too much pizza..
You would if you ate it at least twice a day every day for a week straight.
I’m not used to anything below like, seventy. It’s fuckin’ crazy. How do you people do it?
It is pretty gorgeous here though.
It is crazy! I don't know how we do it either. I usually like sleep with the hottest heat towel and hope that it will do some justice
I've never seen anything like this place before!
Do you feel sick? Do you need me to call a doctor?
Yes and no. Maybe it's like when you are hungover and the best way to fix it is with more alcohol.
I never thought I'd say this but i think i've had too much pizza over the week
I was absolutely not prepared for the 30 degree temperature drop here. I’m just waiting for my balls to shrivel back up inside me and die.
Haha dude! said it perfectly
Task #02
What is your full name?
My full name is Alec James Boyd. No Alec isn't short for anything. Mom always said she liked the sound of Alex but wanted to be 'original' *rolls eyes*
What are your biggest fears?
I'm scared of creatures that can fly. Just because they are so unpredictable ya know. Like those big ass Beatles that are one minute sitting on the ground and the next it's flying around your head. Yep fuck those things right off please.
What are your most treasured possessions?
My play-station, oh man if that was a living human I would marry it on the spot. Oh and also my top draw in my nightstand that has everything and anything I would need at night... if you get what I mean. *winks*
If you could have dinner with any three people, dead or alive, who would they be?
Kim Kardashian for 2 reason; so i can feel that ass and get in's with Kanye
Obama because who wouldn't
and um probably like Jamie Oliver or Gordon Ramsey so they could cook up a banging meal for us.
What is your favorite Disney movie and why?
Aladdin!!! I've always wanted a flying carpet. And Jasmine is SMOKING!
Have you ever been in love?
Yes. I have. It was the worst thing ever. It ended badly and since then I promised myself to never fall in love again.
Do you believe in an afterlife?
Of course. When I die I'll meet God and then haunt the SHIT out of people I can't stand.
What is the first thing you do after waking up in the morning?
Okay it goes like this. 1. open my eyes. 2. see the erection I always wake up with. 3. wank that bad boy out 4. shower 5. breakfast because you can never miss breakfast it is the most important meal of the day.
How long does it take you to fall asleep?
If I don't manage to score sex or anything I can't go to sleep unless I ejaculate at least once.
If you won a million dollars right now, what would you do with it?
I'd by playboy mansion FOR SURE!
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Because they have no life.
Ha that was a good one