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โ weird works for me. โ
โ truth begins in lies. โ
โ humanity is overrated. โ
โ pain happens when you care. โ
โ reality is almost always wrong. โ
โ i donโt care much for apologies. โ
โ iโm too handsome to do paperwork. โ
โ iโm gonna pretend to go to work now. โ
โ do you listen to what youโre saying? โ
โ youโre a disgrace to your stereotype. โ
โ never is just reven spelled backwards. โ
โ perseverance does not equal worthiness. โ
โ i know whatโs bugging your subconscious. โ
โ new is good. because old ended in death. โ
โ if i was kidding iโd be dressed like you. โ
โ thereโs nothing any of us can do about it. โ
โ do i get bonus points if i act like i care? โ
โ we all make mistakes, and we all pay a price. โ
โ i have almost no knowledge of alien physiology. โ
โ i cared for eight seconds, then i got distracted. โ
โ that is not the last feeling i want to experience. โ
โ if nobody hates you, youโre doing something wrong. โ
โ iโm deflecting because iโm avoiding something shallow. โ
โ almost dying changes nothing, dying changes everything. โ
โ iโm not deflecting because iโm avoiding something deep. โ
โ i donโt want to be in pain, i donโt want to be miserable. โ
โ iโm branching out from self-loathing and self-destruction. โ
โ i think when you do change, itโs not so simple to go back. โ
โ people donโt get what they deserve. they just get what they get.
โ if you can fake sincerity, you can fake pretty much anything. โ
โ we formulate our questions based on the answers we want to hear. โ
โ death is the opposite of a cool puzzle, itโs eternal nothingness. โ
โ livers are important. you canโt live without them, hence the name.โ
โ did you come for my feelings? because i left โem in my other pants. โ
โ whatโs the opposite of 'thank youโ? iโm pretty sure it ends in 'you.'โ
โ itโs one of the great tragedies of life โ something always changes. โ
โ ย thereโs no i in 'teamโ. there is a 'meโ, though, if you jumble it up. โ
โ a unicorn isnโt a unicorn, itโs a donkey with a plunger stuck to its face. โ
โ hostility makes me shrink up like aโฆ i canโt think of a non-sexual metaphor. โ
โ pain makes us make bad decisions. fear or pain is almost as big of a motivator. โ
โ itโs normal to be screwed up, but itโs really screwed up to romanticize it. โ
โ well, as the philosopher jagger once said, 'you canโt always get what you want.โ โ
โ everybody does stupid things, it shouldnโt cost them everything they want in life. โ
โ if you wanted fair, you chose the wrong job, the wrong profession, the wrong species. โ
โ if youโre not willing to look stupid, nothing great is ever going to happen to you. โ
โ itโs easy to be nice to people you like. but being nice to people you hate, thatโs a skill. โ