[my-darling-boy]

Krux is something I find under a park bench sifting sadly through and empty bag of crisps and I take him home

[my-darling-boy]

Like this

[thebootydiaries]

dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?

me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss

me: *takes sip*

me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started

[guerrillatech]

[adrian714-deactivated20200501]

[thebootydiaries]

boy: do you have any fantasies ;)

me: haha yeah so it's the 1300s and i'm a scribe who has discovered copies of ancient texts that are lost to us today,

[taproot-bread]

[naimea]

Merry Christmas everyone! 🎄

[study-revolution]

gentle reminder: you are very capable and I’m excited for your future

slightly less gentle reminder: you do have to work for it

[pastelparrotlet]

*annoyed but resigned moan of frustration*

[slufac]

2007: you are a pirate

2012: cooking by the book

2016: we are number one

science proves that a new lazytown meme reveals itself once about every four years. what will the the 2020 lazytown meme be? only time will tell

[poploppege]

This was SUPPOSED to be the year of new Lazytown meme >:’(

[mulletlove-deactivated20200811]

bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because

[ccliffjumperr]

This is what the FDA thought everyone would do if they allowed kinder eggs in America

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

[bang]

[puttyhill-deactivated20140114]

[skellydun]

What's your stance on the issues?

on every single one?

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[tbmblr-blog]

who lives in a pineapple under the sea

spange

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

gf: babe can you stop replying to me with early 2011 memes me: challenge accepted