I like rocks

[helloharumi]

55 men signed the United States Constitution.  Afterwards, the 55 signors went to the bar and had a party.  The bill survives to this day.  It reads:

60 bottles of Claret 54 Bottles of Madeira 22 bottles of Porter 12 bottles of beer 8 bottles of whiskey 8 bottles of hard cider 7 bowls of rum punch

there is also a notation for various broken glasses, decanters, and several chairs.

[where-are-your-source-citations]

This is literally my favorite historical fact.

[imnotdealingwithblacksrightnow]

“This is finally going to be a free country.. what a great day” “Wanna get drunk and kick each others asses?” “Fuck me up fam”

[mistersailor-deactivated2016012]

I have so much faith in our founding fathers

[tiffanarchy]

i almost became a constitutionalist just now

[deathbeforednf]

Almost.

[oparnoshoshoi]

Al…most….

[ifuckingloveminerals]

Natropharmacoalumite

María Josefa Mine, Rodalquilar, Níjar, Comarca Metropolitana de Almería, Almería, Andalusia, Spain

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by ArkadiusBear)

[did-you-know]

There are tea bags that make it look like a goldfish is swimming in your mug.

 Source

[timelocked]

[lordjadeharley-deactivated20130]

Is it too early to start reblogging this or?

[salty-disposition]

Its never too early to start reblogging this

[brokeyuppiepunk]

I love how one set was not enough for him

[toriandrelativedimensionsinspace]

Just a warning, I will be reblogging this every time I see it for the next week.

[whatsshecalled-archive]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Twitter user KillRudy correctly guessed what Kim and Kanye would name their new baby six months ago.

[dinuguan]

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

astrology is just medieval clickbait

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

old hag travelling merchant: come hither young man, let me tell thy about how the stars and the month you were born in make you kind of a dick

medieval soldier: uh……i’m listening

[obviousplant]

I added some fake Black Friday deals to this store’s weekly in-store flyer

[memewhore]

[kelogsloops]

Red and black foxes 😀

[ifuckingloveminerals]

Wavellite

Dug Hill, Avant, Garland Co., Arkansas, USA

[power-chords]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Lola is going places.

[kotoneshiomi]

theres this place where i live and its got a banana museum but its just that lonely banana, just that, thats the whole museum

[sketchshark]

Bert Migration.