And so it begins...

I'm literate, excitable, and a ninja. I like to think I'm an adventurer. I write things and sometimes remember to exercise. I really can't be held responsible for whatever mess you're gonna find here. Feel free to message me about any and all of these things.

[treasuredplanet]

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

[inkedintothepaper]

Princess Donut you would have loved ao3

[theatrebooknerd56]

Me after reading 120 pages of Dungeon Crawler Carl in one night: oh boy, this is going to become a hyperfixation so fast

After realizing it has 7 books and counting and getting a TV show: OH. OH NO. WHAT HAVE I DONE. MY BRAIN HAS ALREADY LATCHED ON

[greenekangaroo]

You know I think Mordecai KNEW.

I think he knew when Carl, having forced his way into the safe room on the first floor only to hear 'those monsters chasing you will likely be back with backup'

Fucking TURNED AROUND

LEFT THE SAFEROOM

AND MADE SURE THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS

Before coming back to have his little 'ZOMG wtf' freakout and also feed his ex girlfriend's cat.

Like Mordecai knew THEN that he was dealing with a batshit crazy multifloor survivor. He just didn't let himself fully believe it until floor 3.

[jazzy-lea]

i'm obsessed with the dungeon crawler carl series. I even created an oc crawler. She's an alchemist class that uses potions and bombs and other trap concoctions and switched to a fire salamander race. She has magic capabilities to enhance her potions, slow/trap monsters so she can dissolve them, and camouflage her presence. Her personality is a little morbid and cracked from having to "harvest" ingredients.

still in book 4, so no spoilers please!

[bottleshark]

I can't stop reading Dungeon Crawler Carl

[optionalcausality]

Princess Donut looks so expressive here! Ahhhh so good

[reverseblackholeofwords]

It's paragraphs like this that make explaining and recommending Dungeon Crawler Carl both very fun and very silly.

[plastic-pipes]

Every day I'm thinking about Lara Croft 😌😌

[bunniope]

not my labyrinth not my minotaur

[g0thm00n]

« Flowery stained glass...»

[fuckyeah2000s]

[invisibletripwire]

[wetheurban]

It’s me and whatever song is holding me together against the world.

[m1s0-s0ups]

Your honor he is three budews tall

[lazwishgender]

obsessed with this

[achillesinhighheels]

[revilonilmah]

Spa day with the fellas

[taplaos]

🐙🍣🍜🌱🥢

[render94]

typewriter!

[theclockworkjudas]

I love the orchestra trying and failing to maintain a straight face throughout

[silly-jellyghoty]

Exactly. These people had to rehearse at least a few times all at once yet when it's nkt their turn to play they still look at that guy with the typewriter as if he was the most fascinating thing they have ever seen.

[ironwoman359]

My husband's wind ensemble played this song when he was in high school! you can do it with normal auxillery percussion, but it's so much more fun if you do it with a real typewriter

[alexseanchai]

now that is a writing mood

[whetstonefires]

they were really like, the only reasonable approach to this piece is to insert a clown at the center of the orchestra

[iconuk01]

If you're not playing Leroy Anderson's 1953 classic "The Typewriter" with an actual typewriter on stage... why would you even BOTHER?

From wiki

According to the composer himself, as well as other musicians, the typewriter part is difficult because of how fast the typing speed is: even professional stenographers cannot do it, and only professional drummers have the necessary wrist flexibility