What The Hell Is Going On

I am a not as much a Slenderman as I used to be. The joke has been beaten to death. Hey, welcome to this blog. You can call me Ask or Aske or douche, I'll respond to any of them. This is a Homestuck central blog with some video games shit and the occasional funny.About describes me, Ships are... Self-explanitory. Also my moirail will be around a little. Don't be surprised by M. Don't forget to contribute to the Church of Homestuck.

[therandominmyhead]

[[busts down your door]] POKEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[therandominmyhead]

[[puts your door back on then busts it down again]] POKEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[nostalgiadessert-deactivated202]

This is why I can’t live without my glasses.

[ahorriblenightmare]

[ahorriblenightmare]

I am back to say I am on hiatus for who knows how long. Admire the new glasses and haircut, if you will.

Hopefully my shity piece of shit computer will be fixed soon.

Well wishes with you all and that sorta jazz.

[steptoe]

DO YOU EVER TALK TO SOMEONE AND THEY’RE SO CUTE AND THE CONVERSATION IS SO CUTE THAT YOU JUST FEEL THE CUTENESS LIKE YOU CURL YOUR TOES AND COVER YOUR FACE AND MAKE STRANGE NOISES AND LIE DOWN FOR A WHILE BECAUSE THE CUTENESS IS JUST SO INCREDIBLY OVERPOWERING 

[osama-bin-leto]

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 AFI - MISS MURDER

[ahorriblenightmare]

ARADIA: its n0t very fun is it this being dead business KARKAT: NO I'M NOT DEAD I CAN'T BE DEAD THIS ISN'T HAPPENING ARADIA: d0nt w0rry the pain sh0uld fade away s00n ARADIA: and then y0ull be just like me

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[SCREECHING NOISES]

[breakersbow]

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[squishysquids]

hahaha im horrible

jane better revive him or im gonna flip a table

[sybernetix]

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[ahorriblenightmare]

You're one to talk.

[fuckyeah-animalcrossing]

[firstguardians-deactivated20150]

JOHN IS GOING TO KILL JANE BEFORE SHE CAN HEAL KARKAT HE E  S GONNA KILL HER  BEFORE  SHE CAN SDEMOTORATE HER S POWERS S ON KARKAT ! !   KARKATS GONNA SDIE  BECAUSE  OF JOHN BECAUSE J OHN MISUNDERSTOOD R THE SITUATYION      KARKATS GONNA   DIE   

[pastycake]

NO

[parenyzia]

PLS NOPPD

[davescape]

ok guys before you all go freaking out let me just tell you what i told my friend ok

this is a demonstration of janes powers

shes going to bring him right back guys i swear this to you if thats not a thing that happens you can all get together and stone me to death ok

[ghost-yon]

But that means he apparently won’t be able to be revived by her again that’s still distressing

Plus he got stabbed that’s distressing too

[ahorriblenightmare]

NO

NO

[ahorriblenightmare]

Hello, collinwaflorentina, welcome to the jungle, except it's more a jungle gym than an actual habitat.

Please enjoy your stay.

[smidgeon]

Greyscale will be the death of me