Coup De Grace

Benjamin. California. Student. "Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future." --Oscar Wilde

[perrfectly]

“Most days I wish I never met you because then I could sleep at night and I wouldn’t have to walk around with the knowledge there was someone like you out there.”

— Good Will Hunting (1997)

[my-abibliophobia]

Review of the book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cody O’Brien.

To sum up this book in a single sentence - “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”

Yeah, this guy-

Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.

GREEK MYTHOLOGY 

The Greek creation myth.

The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.

The story of the Minotaur. 

NORSE MYTHOLOGY

Norse creation myth.

Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.  

EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY

Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff. 

How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.

MAYAN MYTHOLOGY

How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail. 

CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY

How God made Eve from Adam’s rib. 

The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct. 

HINDU MYTHOLOGY

Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.

And this is how he does it. 

JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY

The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan. 

A story about Tanuki.

AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.

NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY

Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?

[theseancequeen]

I have this book. I’ve read it about ten times and I love it.

[snarkymonkeyprime]

@systlin

[marzipanandminutiae]

This guy has a whole website

It’s called Better Myths, and it is a GIFT

[between-stars-and-waves]

I need this book!

@infernoking @d20-darling @askkakuro @thefingerfuckingfemalefury @windows-operating-system

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Daedalus, who is a fantastic genius inventor with no sense of right and wrong…”

I lost it at that line :D

[heatherwitch]

Magic to Replenish Energy

(Had to make a new version because tumblr messed with the gif on the original and won’t let me edit my own posts…)

As a spoonie witch, using magic to help regain my mental and physical energy has been extremely helpful. I decided to compile some resources to make life easier!

Tea/Drinks:

Mental reboost tea spell

Easy energy tea spell

Energy boost tea

Rejuvenating tea

Morning coffee spell

Daily energy chant (for your morning drink)

Lemon cayenne wakefulness potion

Spells:

Spoonie spell for energy + Spoons spell

Rain energy spell

Electric charge spell (storms)

Solar charged spell

Energy boost spell

Pick me up energy spell

The “I’m Tired, I’m Dying” Spell

Full bloom spell

Odds and ends:

Moon bathing + Energy bath

Energy shower scrub

Recharge yourself (with crystals)

Sun meditations

Motivation charm bag

Spell jar/sachet for energy

“I Shouldn’t Be Awake But I Have to Be” Jar Spell

Emoji spell for healing from burnout

Sigils for energy: [X] [X] [X] [X] [X] [X] [X] [X] [X]

Related resources:

What to do when witchcraft drains you

Spells and sigils for energy

Witchy things to do when you’re low on spoons

Simple spell work for low energy days

You may also like:

Rejuvenating witchcraft

Spoonie witch masterpost

Bedridden witchcraft series

How to return to the craft

[findparadise]

[c-isnenegro]

[bob-belcher]

[starshapes]

SHE STOPPED THAT SONG DEAD I AM SCREAMING

[stoyak]

[thursday]

[cumnog]

one of the funniest scenes in television history

[thegirlwhocrieswolf]

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[ahoy-benji]

Please don't forget.

[vivienvalentino]

[createyourlifeofabundance]

Feeling stuck and want to bring new energy and excitement to your life?

Start by letting go of the things holding you back: 

Get rid of clutter, clean your house, clean out your car, spend less time with negative people, spend more time with people that lift you up and make you feel good, spend less time thinking and more time BEING. 

Change your habits, change your routine, change your thoughts, change your reactions, change your circumstances. 

[ahoy-benji]

When you struggle to get in the car after a hookup cause the top power topped the fuck out of your bottom and your legs don't work.

[thepsychmind]

Fun Psychology facts here!

[bio-child]

Strobilurus trullisatus. Common on fir cones.

[seabeck]

Little Brown Mushrooms (LBMs)

Prints

[medicinal-plants-herbs]

Companion Planting

If you are planning a spring garden, consider companion planting: Where one plant contributes to the other and work in harmony with nature.