You Can Dance If You Want To

I like goats, life, quesadillas, and feminism bitch. I'm an aspiring writer and college student. I also make clothes occasionally. Homestuck, Theatre, and whatever the hell I might want to post.

[omnomnominator]

[paulsrockinpagoda]

when they say simpons did it already

they’re not fucking kidding

[ruinedchildhood]

[ocd-googlesearches]

how to keep constantly busy so you never have time to think because you’re too scared to face what’s in your mind

[hawkshawholmes-deactivated20260]

everyone is understanding of and ready to support you through your mental illness until it either a) stops benefiting them, b) starts becoming an annoyance or inconvenience, or c) you get as bad as you warned you would get.

[obsessedandthecity]

[dalishpariah]

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

[mintzy]

I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*

[laysiaprincess]

“The staff count as people” has me dead

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[the-official-nasa]

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

[suqmydiqtbh]

sage life advice from khloe kardashian

[prayraf]

lmaoooo khloe is me af

[cozyqueen]

[leplastiquedick]

im glad she didn’t say her mum was full korean lmao

[autohaste]

god they try to take everything lmao 

[grapeson]

it some how got worse? better? 

[saiasus]

[bardilfula]

Me trying to get along with my mother

[bootyscientist-deactivated20160]

I can’t fuck wit ppl that got the flash on when they get phone calls or texts

[fggtbr-deactivated20170115]

Why do you hate HOH and deaf people??

[bootyscientist-deactivated20160]

here’s an alternate theory: i wasn’t thinking about them when i made this post, and you know that as well, but decided u would make an issue out of this anyway

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

“tumblr: a short story”, 2016

[crazybuttcheeks]

[57850460-deactivated20160526]

you fuckers dont know about my knife knife

[pollutioner-deactivated20160912]

sword

[57850460-deactivated20160526]

blocked

[firephox]

My favorite vegan commercial ever lol.

[kentucking]

this looks like the beginning of a gay porno tbh

[shewhowandersthemoon]

IT SO DOES OMG

[augustarg]

I would watch this if it was gay porn

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

I’m the fake mustache

[unfaggy]

#I would fuck the milkman TBH 

do better

[thatsthat24]

The Only Solution 💭

[jame7t]

reblog this post to literally teleport

[demonessss]

where to?

[jame7t]

yeah

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

i’m a member of the student cinema committee at uni and i work the desk selling tickets + the week we were showing american sniper every time someone asked for it i told them it was sold out and did they wanna watch selma instead and at the end of the week we were drawing up the numbers + the head of the committee was like ‘wow i’ve never seen a film tank like that almost no one came to see it’ and i was just there like ‘mm yeh that’s so weird’

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

I love this lol