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Everyday elf. 日本を住む。 Táim ag foghlaim na Gaeilge.

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[klubbhead]

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

[klubbhead]

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS HAHAHAHAAHAHA

[2zuki]

nipple

[albierio]

[chipsprites]

I hope the Detective Pikachu crew aren’t too scared to show us realistic versions of the Pokémon we really wanna see like Beedrill and the ice cream one

[chipsprites]

Show me gross realistic machamp with a huge rippling muscly body and inexplicable skin-trunks.

[louisvuitttonn]

Junya Watanabe RTW Spring ‘19

[topshotpicks]

[kisanosuke]

10.7　キョンキョンぼうかわいい

[tylerposey]

Chris Hemsworth photographed by Doug Inglish for GQ Australia (2016)

[yourplayersaidwhat]

So, long story short:Our bard got absolutely wasted and started furiously flirting with our paladin;including but not limited to gems such as:

bard:“Are you religious?Because you’re the answer to all my prayers”

Paladin: “…that’s not how it works.”

and of course “You’re really great, you’re like cake” to which the paladin just asked “What is cake?”

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

This adorable little robot is designed to make sure its photosynthesising passenger is well taken care of. It moves towards brighter light if it needs, or hides in the shade to keep cool. When in the light, it rotates to make sure the plant gets plenty of illumination. It even likes to play with humans.

Oh, and apparently, it gets antsy when it’s thirsty.

The robot is actually an art project called “Sharing Human Technology with Plants” by a roboticist named Sun Tianqi. It’s made from a modified version of a Vincross HEXA robot, and in his own words, its purpose is “to explore the relationship between living beings and robots.”

I don’t care if it’s silly. I want one.

[geranialeshume-deactivated20220]

[did-you-know]

On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell 

[zahnegott]

fuck this is b a d

[postingmachine9000]

This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets

[gun-toting-greyshades-deactivat]

The what?

[postingmachine9000]

[drinkpisspissblood]

[stinkibabi]

Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.

[urulokid]

how do you delete someone elses post

[autoharpo-deactivated20221011]

I am in tears

[notlostonanadventure]

Joe what the fuck did you make me read

[hurleyquinnzel]

This gotta be fake

[hurleyquinnzel]

They literally have bathrooms in Hogwarts like theyre pretty important to the plot too did jk just forget about that? The bathroom where myrtle lives (she literally dives into a toilet)? The prefects bathroom? How can she claim there’s no bathrooms??? this post gave me mesothelioma and I feel entitled to compensation

[jovan]

[ijessbest]

I give you coven leader Blue Diamond ! I hope you guys will like her, she was fun to draw

[loadingartist]

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[animusrox]

Hey Arnold! | Heat | Air date November 4, 1996

[best-of-memes]

[celero-loves-dragons]

in this house we stan al