My Legs Are OK

Always. Be. Posting.

[mibbs-jk]

Congratulations tumblr

We are officially responsible for a 1 billion dollar loss to Verizon let’s all give ourselves a round of applause

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My contribution to #MerMay2019

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It continues~

[mapelie]

Nneeed mmore…

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TOOTHBRUSH OR PEN - WHO WILL WIN?(more Trashmaid stuff @ my account, stay tuned~)

[postingmachine9000]

wtf I love polluting oceans now

[manic-gothic-octopi]

If you’re going to show off the building you’re the supervisor for perhaps don’t get fucking stoned before hand nor forget your massive tinfoil pack of weed in the door lock.

[postingmachine9000]

Score

[postingmachine9000]

Twitter’s trust and safety policy fucking sucks ass

[postingmachine9000]

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

[postingmachine9000]

[sciencefictiongallery]

Bruce Pennington - Beyond this Horizon, 1967.

[futurism-media]

Space Vikings by Melvyn Grant

[scavengedluxury]

I think this was used as a cover for Starblazer comic?

[zahnegott]

thivus i swear to god if you dont stop clogging my dash with femdom

[postingmachine9000]

the eternal mood

[painiac]

[captainblacklobster-deactivated]

[nahont]

[manic-gothic-octopi]

I just want a fucking peach cider! I don’t want “Bin Apple Cider with a hint of blue cheese, ham, and honey glazed chicken” I’m trying to drink fermented fruit not liquefied bbq you weird fucks.

[postingmachine9000]

“LOCAL TWINK FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM BAR AFTER INCITING RIOT OVER LACK OF SUITABLY GIRLY DRINKS”

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

If I’m DMing, and you show up with your Chaotic Neutral Rouge Tiefling, you will not be allowed a seat at my table. I’m sorry, but I’m just tired.

[quest-givers]

this, and all the comments on this post are literally the most freezing cold takes I’ve ever seen holy shit

I can’t believe people wanna have fun playing d&d

anyway I love chaotic neutral tiefling rogues

- Mod Rose

[jasmerripen]

Hey OP who hurt you?

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

Listen, you can play whatever race or class you want to. I’m just tired of the zany wacky theater kids who think “chaotic neutral” means “chaotic dumbass” and just do whatever “lol so random” thing that jumps across their minds. “Lol, I’m a chaotic neutral rogue, I’m gonna steal from the other players because lol, so random!” “Guys, wouldn’t it be funny if I just stab the plot crucial NPC?” “We’re trying to sneak past this group of enemies? Wouldn’t it just be wacky fun if I started shouting for no reason?” (All things I have actually had to deal with with these kinds of players)

“I can’t believe people wanna have fun playing d&d” that’s great, Rebecca, have all the fun you want, that’s why we’re here playing this game, but if your fun involves bringing the flow of the story to a crashing halt every time you want to be “Wacky chaotic dumbass” and ruin the fun for everyone else, then don’t come to my table.

[kleptomonkey]

if you cant improvise on the spot when plot crucial npcs die or when characters just fuck off in a random direction maybe you arent a great dm

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

Improvisation is one of the cornerstones for DMing, that is true, but I shouldn’t have to bring things to a halt every five minutes because Jimmy isn’t getting enough attention and feels like he has to be an ass clown. Constant derailment wears down not only the DM, but the other players as well..

A certain amount of improvisation is expected by the players, sometimes they do things the DM hasn’t accounted for, and depending on how big of a change it is the DM can either solve it on the spot or they may have to take a short break to come up with something. This is usually fine, as it gives the players a few minutes to get up and stretch, go to the bathroom, or get a snack, but if the DM has to constantly stop to sort out the wacko’s shenanigans, the other plays could start to get bored and frustrated. Players like to interact with the world and actually do things, and the less time they have to sit there doing nothing, the better. I’ve had players, and heard from other players from other games, just get so bored and fed up with it that they just stopped playing.

So yes, I can just improvise whenever someone does wacky zany shit, but as I said in another post, if you keep derailing the train, people are eventually going to stop wanting to put it back on the track

[aluminum-wizard]

Daily reminder to tar and feather theater kids wherever you find them.

[wheel-skellington]

its time we stop calling dms bad dms for not wanting to handle theater kids intentionally throwing a wrench in the works of a game

[realest-asami-requiem]

Fellas we gotta bully theater kids again

[postingmachine9000]

thank god I never stopped

[ask-valerian-40k]

me, throughout today

source

[harmonic-motion]

[xtec]

I’M OUT

[blackpyrefly]

love the implication here that just by saying a scientific formula you cause something to happen like an arcane incantation

[postingmachine9000]

OG Captain Marvel slapped so hard

[lace-deactivated]

for everyone who still doesn’t get why sissyfication and feminization is a pretty goddamn sexist concept:

you find it hot because it’s humiliating to you. someone treating you like a woman is humiliating to you. you acting feminine is used as humiliation.

get it now? it’s literally so obvious… please use your brain and stop fetishizing gender oppression. thanks.

btw: before you argue with that, try using this concept on the other gender. women being treated like men as a fetish? women being “forced” to wear a suit and being humiliated for it?? never stumbled across that, huuuhh, weeeeird. I just wonder why

[youngfreequeer]

Definitely this!!! Like… guys wanting to look cute? AMAZING! Guys who feel cute/sexy in feminine stuff? YES PLEASE! People experimenting with their gender presentation in ways that empower them and make them feel confident? ALWAYS HERE FOR IT. But guys feeling humiliated by being feminine? Umm, no thanks. Degrading a guy for being like a woman is just like… eugh.

[mitoticcephalopod]

Imagine caring about how “problematic” a kink is.

It’s a fucking kink. If you can’t separate reality and fantasy you shouldn’t be involved in kink anyways

[kaumnyakte]