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@aidenstrips
tfw one of your former semi-regulars is talking to one of his friends about women he got along with at strip clubs. And his friend happens to be a high school friend of yours. And recognizes you from the description. And then you wake up to a 1:40am FB message from your former customer that’s like 6 paragraphs long.
Kristen Stewart killing me staring ‘Ride ‘Em on Down’ MV by the Rolling Stones
@berryhealthy
@queerpuke
If strippers started showing up to other people’s workplaces and pulled the stunts y'all can’t stop trying to pull when you walk into our house.
originally published on jacqthestripper.com
The last one lmao
Hi I know this might be a dumb question but I'm so ready to go audition at a strip club ive done all my research on the clubs in my area and bought a few outfits and pleasers, I'm just nervous cause I'm not that good at dancing! Not even pole dancing just dancing in general. Do you think I'll be okay and pick it up quick or should I not audition till I keep practicing and get better? Do you have any tips at all to make me not look stupid when I'm doing stage or lap dances? Thank you so much!!
Just go for it! If you don’t get hired, practice and audition again in a month. If you do get hired, you’ll learn quickly enough. The best advice I can give you is to go SLOWLY, more slowly than you think. Don’t worry about fancy tricks, just think about someone really hot and how you want to show them your best features. Allow your hips to sway as you move and walk, don’t feel shy about caressing yourself. Good luck!
& she probably studying too! Just cause she a stripper doesn’t mean she ain’t doing other things!
And even if she isn’t in school, let her live? Her job is still valid
Sex Workers are always valid
ALWAYS FUCKING VALID
“Let me make up a reason to invalidate someone getting money because I’m miserable and broke ”
“I hate myself and I hate seeing other people successful and happy”
I’m so proud of her :*)
Hi so I'm looking into becoming a stripper and doing all my research but I just don't know if My body type would go down well? I'm 5ft and generally petite (small curves) and all the girls I see on their blogs are like you, tall curvy goddesses 😭😭
I’ve worked with so many different body types. One woman I worked with had huge fake boobs and a super toned, tight body. One woman had a cute butt but was basically flat chested. One was so short and small she had a hard time finding Pleasers in her size. They all had their strengths and weaknesses and customers who adored them. If you look good, you look good. (Also, I’m not tall or curvy or a goddess, but thank you. <3 )
we made it
@queerpuke
Some pro tips for online sex workers-
They will ask you to send a free picture to “prove that you are real.” Don’t send a selfie, type on your computer or write a little note “hi -name- I’m real” with your hand in the picture.“ You don’t need to send them free things to prove who you are.
They will ask you to “prove you are worth it” by sending them free sexy things, don’t. You made your prices, you decide your worth NOT them. Remind them of this.
They will demand that “other girls” do such and such so you should too. You don’t have to. Do what makes you comfortable and happy.
They will boast that there is free porn on the Internet, but it’s not of you so it’s not the same. They are devaluing you as a human. Don’t allow this. Remind them you are unique and special.
They will buy the absolute cheapest thing you offer then demand they deserve the royal treatment because they are a “customer.” True every customer is amazing, but they don’t deserve anymore time or effort than they pay for. Remember, they already got the product for the price. Your time is also worth money. Appreciating a customer is one thing but never let them push you into giving more than they paid for.
They will be rude to try to demean you and get what they want. Smash that block button boo!
Without question. No ifs, ands, or buts.
when you gotta pay tuition but you got a test in the morning photo credit to my bff @aidenstrips
this is going around again and im cackling this was The Best
shoutout to my clubs DJ for making me lose a room tonight when it’s slow as hell
What happened?!?
Yesterday a younger girl at my new retail job asked me how I could handle talking to everyone, making small talk with everyone. I told her it was because I have years of customer service experience, but I just wanted to say, "I was a stripper for a year and a half, if I can pretend to listen to boring middle-aged men, I can pretend to care about anyone and anything."
ah never posted this but I was the bride of Chucky @ my works Halloween party and also celebrated one year being a stripper last month 🙏
I miss you soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much.
Today I walked into my new vanilla job and one of the first people I saw was a girl I danced with at my first club. We said hi and moved on, as we were never close, but it was such a jolt. Then an attractive man was at a register and all the other girls working were trying to convince me to ask for his number, but my brain was just like, "I don't talk to men for free."
respect black sex workers
respect black porn stars
respect black trans sex workers
respect black strippers
Stripper names heard tonight.
Patrick Ovary
I’m starting a gofundme for my friend because this entire situation has been wildly and unbelievably unfair to my friend. The apartment management LITERALLY told her that “we don’t need pr of that anything actually happened, we just need to have a feeling that something may have happened.” WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK????
So I’m starting a gofundme for her and I’m gonna share it here because I have 1400+ followers and think maybe the chances for getting her help are greater here. But in making an account it’s asking for my real name, and I don’t want to out myself since this is my stripper Tumblr.
Can I use a fake name if we set it up so the funds go to her? I don’t want to be outed as a stripper but this GFM is absolutely necessary, like emergency status necessary.
Boosting because idk if you can use a fake name for GFM. Could you put it in her name maybe?
Use YouCaring instead! I don't know if you can use a fake name, but they're better than GFM (no fees taken from your money, no deleting abortion or sex worker funded users).
