Reapin' While You're Weepin' 🌾🐏

Em 🌲🌲🌲 not here anymore , contact me thru Instagram thanks Instagram: iridescentavocado ☁️PORN BLOGS GET BLOCKED☁️

[iridescentavocado]

I have come back for a minute to show you my L’s

🌧song is Buttercup by Hippo Campus🌧

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[iridescentavocado]

Soooo I’m probably gonna ditch this whole thing and just post on Instagram, all of my videos are getting commented on by porn bots and it just seems like as much as I block them, more come and it’s just annoying. I know I have some questions in my inbox and I’m sorry for not getting to them it just feels like every time I get on here I have to block a shit ton of spam bots and then I’m like tired of the app itself so if you need to contact me my insta is the same as it is on here. 👻

[rachelkatwalsh]

i am completely in love with the jenna and julien fam so i just had to draw their four furry children!! honestly why watch anything else on youtube when their videos exist 🐕

[snuv]

songs to touch the stove to

[madafmaenad]

Hot n' Fun - N.E.R.D

Feels Alright - Watsky

Too Hot - The Kinks

Ouch - Britney Spears

Turn It Off - Paramore

My Hands - Leona Lewis

Somebody Get Me A Doctor- Van Halen

Better Now - Post Malone

Oops ( I Did It Again) - Britney Spears

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[iridescentavocado]

Ignore the negative anons. I’m a suburban mom who works in a very vanilla job, but I am in awe of your talent. Your work is absolutely beautiful.

Hey thanks!!! I’m happy you enjoy!! 🥰

[localtiktoks]

[iridescentavocado]

So you're a stripper whore? That's disappointing

This insult is so odd to me , like my dude I’m also going to school , I get amazing grades, I have amazing friends and family who support me and I get to surround myself with those people. I am truly blessed and my job (which I work very hard at ) is a job and I’m sorry you think that somehow defines me negatively. I hope one day you can move past your weird judgements and live a happy life as well!

[iridescentavocado]

Hope you enjoy

🐁song is Space Song by Beach House🐁

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[cosmonautroger]

[marxism-kirbyism-deactivated202]

Same energy

[deadlygreen]

@iridescentavocado

[iridescentavocado]

i don’t have a spinning pole & i practice in my shed because i just don’t have enough room in the house. but it gets really humid out there & it makes it hard to just let my legs glide around the pole. any tips?

You could invest in a dehumidifier!!

Taking a cloth and putting a little bit of rubbing alcohol on it and wiping the pole down helps take away excess oils

Also I love dry hands because it targets sweat. Dicks sporting goods also carries a larger bottle of liquid chalk for around the same price (I think) but this one does leave a white cast in certain areas when applied

[aerialshifter]

Also I hear Dirdy Birdy uses shaving cream!

[iridescentavocado]

Wait for what

[iridescentavocado]

i don’t have a spinning pole & i practice in my shed because i just don’t have enough room in the house. but it gets really humid out there & it makes it hard to just let my legs glide around the pole. any tips?

You could invest in a dehumidifier!!

Taking a cloth and putting a little bit of rubbing alcohol on it and wiping the pole down helps take away excess oils

Also I love dry hands because it targets sweat. Dicks sporting goods also carries a larger bottle of liquid chalk for around the same price (I think) but this one does leave a white cast in certain areas when applied

[iridescentavocado]

Sex worker solidarity - I wanted to tell you I just saw your pole gifs and your form is amazing! You look phenomenal, I hope you're making all the money.

Awhhh shit!! Thank you so much!! Sending you sunshine and money making vibes as well🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️

[iridescentavocado]

My hamstrings are tired of my shit

☁️song is When the Night is Over by Lord Huron☁️

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[iridescentavocado]

Are you social at work with other strippers?

I mean like I’ll make small talk and I have a few friends that I’ve known for years. You kinda have to be in a sense