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Out of Touch

hustlerose

Out of Touch Thursday

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OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

snuv

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

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pokemonpika77

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

gardenoffish

I’m sorry but Bruce Wayne and Harleen quinzel being in the same med school and they’re friends but no one (not even themselves) are sure how they get along

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Batman being forced to solve a case with Harley Quinn : You’re my punishment for dropping out of med school

Harley Quinn making the connection between this edgy goth man bat and the edgy goth med student who she suffered all nighters with:

gardenoffish

It’s even funnier the thought of them becoming unlikely friends again and teaming up for missions.

Super man: why is a convicted criminal just sitting in your living room?

Harley, sipping her tea: I was actually invited you jealous whore

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bruce: ...it’s movie night. or at least it was going to be until your uncle zod decided to bring down the wrath of krypton, clark. get him a new hobby that doesn’t involve leveling cities

gardenoffish

Harley: hey Brucie!

The rest of justice league that are only allowed to refer to him as Batman:

haiderabd51

Man I love these

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takeman2016

Holy shit can you imagine looking out your window to see this over across the road.

evilvampire

This is one of those tiktoks where you’re immediately excited just from the thumbnail

cryptdude

@silenthillcoffeebeans

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letmebegaytodd

Courier, trying to talk themselves out of stealing the 37 gold bars in the Sierra Madre, knowing full well they'll die if they do:

honestmerchantsailor

Protip, if you make sure to decapitate Father Elijah, you can use his head as a carrying container to bring all of them. (His full body is too heavy.) It does kind of crash the Wasteland’s economy, though, since you’ve now got enough caps to buy literally anything you want, forever.

letmebegaytodd

Courier, considering decapitating Father Elijah and using his head to transport 1300 lbs of gold back to the Wasteland, and effectively crashing the economy indefinitely:

8bitmickey

“It was a perfect sandwich. Perfectly prepared. There was no mustard. There was never any mustard. It’s fake news, everybody that knows me knows I hate mustard. Can’t stand it. Poor people condiment. Except for the English they have money....Nice hotels nice golf there too, but I guess that’s Scotland or Ireland, same thing.. they all like mustard. Not me though never touch the stuff. C’mon French mustard that’s just surrender sauce. America is a ketchup country. I love it. best thing on a hot dog. Ketchup and onions...lots of onions. There’s this place that has the best hot dogs in Moscow it’s right next to my favorite spray tan spa. Great hot dog they steam them in German beer. You know who loves mustard though the wack-a-doo’s in Hollywood. Can’t get enough of it. They have a lot of ways of making mustard appear real. Very convincing C.J.I effects, and photoswap filters. They can make anything look like mustard even ketchup. They can’t be detected...except by me. I have very excellent vision. Perfect vision. Better than perfect really. Almost too good. It’s almost a problem. People around me are always asking me to read things for them. very important things...lots of big smart words. Lots of fine print...not like Obama. Terrible vision. Very bad eyesight. Well known. That’s probably why he isn’t president anymore and I am.”

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The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

2aminmyworld

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

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theladyscribe

this looks like a shot from the What We Do In the Shadows-style version of Revenge of the Sith

stability

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

zamzamafterzina

Lmfao

noneeyewithleftyork

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

hemlockes-key

for anyone who wants to see more stuff like this, you can probably find clips of it on YouTube. it came from a show called “Wonder Showzen” and it’s responsible for these gems, too: