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40K RP / Ask / Thingum for a real orky lad named Jibber. SEND MEMES. NO SMUT. THAT SHIT DONT SLIDE WITH OL JIB. Profile pic by @fuukonomiko

[notvoid]

IT IS HIS DAY TODAY

9/10/21

[exhausted-drone]

Mushroom 40K edition

Me holding a gun to an Ork: “Tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit.”

Ork: “Can youz feel yer ‘eart burn’n? Can youz feel da struggle wiff in? Da fear wiffin me iz beyond anyfing yer soul can make. Youz can’t kill me inna way dat mattas.”

Me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: “I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU!”

[jibberthegretchin]

What, can I get the whole thing or something?

[retrogamingblog]

Reggie Fils-Aime’s last day at Nintendo

[jibberthegretchin]

[dogsenpai]

pictures that make you keep scrolling

[dogsenpai]

[dogsenpai]

[strxwbxnny]

the four horsemen of the apocalypse 

[jibberthegretchin]

The Dark Prince

[dinosaurpubes]

[inkrton]

he cannot die. Unstoppable

[brondeef]

Bad dog. Out you go

[tsukuyomishirabes]

The Dog Will Stay

[tokenduelist-chillzone]

Too bad.

[xlugger]

the dog stays

[tokenduelist-chillzone]

WRONG

Trap Master can only be flipped during your turn or by the effect of another card. Since no card has been activated to trigger such an effect, Trap Master cannot be activated in response to Trap Stun.

THE DOG GOES.

[superflyingthing]

The effect of Prediction Princess Tarotrei can flip trap monster face up on the opponents turn. 

THE DOG STAYS

[lawd-what-a-booty]

Once we send that Prediction Princess Tarotrei to the graveyard, our trap sealing will stick around.

The dog goes. 

[legionoftuna]

Ritual Sealing does not negate, only destroy. Prediction Princess Tarotrei is destroyed, but its effect is still carried out.

THE DOG. STAYS.

[xxxtictacion]

I’m watching an online yu gi oh battle

[swordofevilsban]

THE DOG GOES

[duskanaragemother]

THE DOG STAYS

[pixelsnotdreams-deactivated2019]

^ this entire thread in a nutshell.

[dryeguy]

THE DOG IS MINE.

[65-percent-puns]

[jibberthegretchin]

N-NANI?!?!

[captainblacklobster-deactivated]

Gretchin are known for their poor combat abilities, but they compensate for this by sheer numbers. They often go to war with a basic gun firing volleys of scavenged ammunition before falling on their enemies in an fury of killing, ripping them to pieces with their teeth. Orks use Grechin mobs in battle to do everything from minefield clearance to meat shield to living carpet. Some “lucky” Gretchin get to crew Orky artillery known as Big Gunz, and while they are not on the front lines of battle, crewing Big Gunz often comes with hazards such as electrocution, dismemberment and almost assuredly deafening of the crew. Other uses for Gretchin in battle includes their piloting of Killer Kans, smaller, Gretchin-crewed Deff Dreads, into battle, and their use as turret gunners on vehicles and emplacements. They sometimes also accompany Ork Warlords and Flash Gits as ammo runts, follow Mekboys into the fray as oilers, and run around as orderlies to Painboys. A caste of Oddboyz known as Runtherds acompany the Gretchin into battle, and they are often needed to keep the Gretchin from fleeing the battle. These Orks ofen employ Squig-hounds and Grabba-Stiks to keep their charges in line.

[jibberthegretchin]

"Heh, poor combat ability. They evah seen me and Muzz go to town on a git? 'Parently not! HEH!"

[mahjarrati]

[dunsparce]

The duality of man

[jibberthegretchin]

What if i told you there was a third option

[pochowek]

eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer

[helljumpingteufelhund]

Fork

[pochowek]

Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin

[tsunderetherion-blog]

Uhm you seem to forget that « chips » can also mean fries ? And thats probably what they were talking about haha

[pochowek]

i did not forget anything. i purposefully ignore the idea of using British vocabulary to do my part in helping it die out

[carbonated-water-official]

gloves

[jibberthegretchin]

spoon.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The anti vaccination movement is the work of Pestilence, one of the four horseman of the apocalypse.

[jibberthegretchin]

Uh, I think you meant Grandfather Nurgle.

[1234512345232w345-deactivated20]

The Ascension of Archaon, Three-Eyed King, Exalted Grand Marshal of the Apocalypse. 

Speaking of, my Varanguard novel, Scourge of Fate, is now out here; https://www.blacklibrary.com/all-products/advent-2018-25-scourge-of-fate-ebook.html

[jibberthegretchin]

hell yeah babeyyy!!!!!!!

[jibberthegretchin]

Found this on a discord server I’m in.

Mother fucker called him Khorneholio

[jibberthegretchin]

[jibberthegretchin]

Found this on a discord server I'm in.

Mother fucker called him Khorneholio

[gl4nz]

[jibberthegretchin]

who the hell got a necron shooting phase goin on in their car

[touhoumangaedits]

[jibberthegretchin]

[sylvestriana]

[jibberthegretchin]