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pls loev me

[projectorss-deactivated20190222]

[virtuallykawaii]

q

[pajamaben]

if you accidentally bite into plastic fruit, commit. don’t show weakness. eat all of it

[unclefather]

[curvesandfitness]

i want a butt so perfect that men cry about it

[aestheticgoddess]

[memewhore]

[protectnessie-deactivated201507]

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

[yumehno]

good 

let the men develop weak bones 

[iguanamouth]

"women shouldnt have leg hair" haha nice try you fucking piece of shit youre just afraid minell be longer than yours this is a contest and im in it to win it

[visva]

[bloodredpearl]

[nastyablackpanther666]

[neatvibes]

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

[1nternetguy]

[naturalpalettes]

[mujaya]

[theleoisallinthemind]

[1000soffreecursors]

i like this because they give you no reasons as to why you should make bing your default search engine, they just tell you to do it and show you a photo of a chameleon warily eyeing the word microsoft