Vargenston is here. Prepare for the Fandoms.

Hi! (´◠ω◠`). English is not my native language, so I can mess up with grammar.

[xeebs]

das ist gut ooh ja! 😎✨

[bannedfromtheaters]

Idina saying goodbye to Kristin during their last performance together

[color-palettes]

Sloth Sins - Submitted by SeesawSiya

#756c33 #969046 #fbe9c5 #e1bd7f #876750

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[laziestofthedreamers]

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

[pamgkrthwrites]

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

[ladyhavilliard]

…perfect

[babyanimalgifs]

This is so wholesome

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

[callmebliss]

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children. 

[strangeracrossthestreet]

CAT DAD IS BACK

[jackslenderman]

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

[aquilacalvitium]

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

[midgardian-april]

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

[trishmishtree]

update:

[lemonsharks]

I love that he kept …. All of them.

[petermorwood]

I’ve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.

This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.

[theneonflower]

more fate au

[earl-fey]

"I dunno"

This week's ep had me in SHAMBLES

[pupp4]

a hug from boss

[halcyon1796]

Ineffable Husbands

[bumbleby-zine]

Do you enjoy RWBY? Are you a fan of Yang Xiao Long and Blake Belladonna? Do you like seeing them in a complex yet romantic relationship, as well as their individual development? Would you like to be rid of the extensive amount of cursed memes this hiatus and replaced with stunning artwork and fanfiction?

WELL LOOK NO FURTHER!

The Nevermore “We’re Protecting Each other” Bumbleby Zine is here and ready to make this hiatus fun and exciting. This project will provide exclusive creations within the RWBY fandom, specifically the BUMBLEBY COMMUNITY!

CLICK HERE FOR INTEREST CHECK FORM 

Likes and reblogs would be appreciated. Please help spread the word to our  community. 

Please follow us @bumbleby-zine for more updates!

[bumbleby-zine]

Hey guys!

Only two more weeks left until the interest check ends and we open up the applications! We are super excited for this project and urge you to fill out the interest check if you haven’t already!

Also, please vote on which charity you’d like to donate to here

Thank you!  

[tianshiko]

TWO WEEKS LEFT! KEEP SHARING AND PARTECIPATE!

[syruubi]

*shoves this into the tag before slithering back to the sewers from whence I came*

[theneonflower]

obviously this is the answer as to why mordred is taller than fran in my other post

[theneonflower]

（*´▽｀*）

[seeyouguyslater]

Ruby in bloodborne au meeting the branwens 

Raven just really wants this old memento back

[idk-kun]

single human out pleasures the god of love

[iamblz-tblr]

Tried to do things differently this time and I think I like that process so weee

[vampirezigzagoon]

Every Exorcism movie

Priest: Unholy demon, release this soul in the name of Jesus Chr–

Demon:

[richwhore]

Priest: