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Rohan | 29 | My little slice of the internet

[girlgrimer]

Love this beautiful incomprehensible YouTube comment... Second bite take you there.

[cybervom1t]

new compliment just dropped

[anime-girl-ash-williams]

[dogpuppy]

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[funkervogt]

Im layin in bed like Agent 47

[batz]

[taragrimface]

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

[taragrimface]

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

[taragrimface]

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

[taragrimface]

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

[serenity-bitty]

ouch

[pastrygeckos]

Watch me roll up to the picnic with my bag of wet fruit

[osmosisjones]

this is how they make lacroix

[homestuck]

[lizzorasaurus]

The new live laugh love

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[battletoads]

sega had me terminated for these

[nurseleonedeactivated-deactivat]

i think ppl would be a lot happier and better-adjusted on here if they realized that being online on a website is like being in any other casual public space full of people. if u walk into walmart u dont immediately think to yourself “i have to be friends with everyone in this walmart and if not everyone likes me i’m a failure” and u really shouldn’t feel that way online either. likewise if there’s a guy in the walmart parking lot shouting obscenities u probably wouldn’t answer him and that’s literally an exact equivalent to some of the weird stuff that people on here seem to feel they’re obligated to respond to.

[mevil]

[donnatartlet]

[itsmypartyandillsingifiwantto]

Bugs. They are friends.

[gremlininho]

[111111111yeah]

I was very drunk at a concert last night and the only thing I could think of the whole time was this duck picture with the caption “don’t let me into my zone” it was like a ghost that haunted me

[csny]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

seriously awesome

[2colde]

how having to do work at your job feels