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[frostedmagnolias]

Gala Dress

c. 1959

by Molstad & Co.

The National Museum of Norway

[historical-fashion-polls]

which outfit would you rather wear? (1872)

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Voting ended onDec 25, 2025

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[frostedmagnolias]

Wool Cape

c. 1905

unknown maker, France

Victoria and Albert Museum

[the-almost-fashion-historian]

evening dress or possible wedding dress, 1830-35 by unknown designer.

I say possible wedding dress as it is from about the time when white wedding dresses were becoming popular but it doesn't say if it is or not on the met's website.

this dress can be found in: the metropolitan museum of art

[knightwithakay]

my montante instructor came by during longsword class last night and was like “hey. I found a guy to make me a flaming greatsword. If I did would you be interested.”

OBVIOUSLY I WOULD BE EXTREMELY INTERESTED IN A GIANT SWORD THAT IS ON FIRE, CHRIS

[knightwithakay]

update

I have never met a man more dedicated to becoming a dark souls boss.

[honeysweetcorvidae]

was reading a memoir my grandmother wrote, and. grandma. grandma you can’t just say that. grandma you can’t just MOVE ON TO ANOTHER SECTION after that. grandma.

[catsofyore]

Photo from my collection. On the back is written, “Queen of the ferry - mine is nearest her.” No date/location.

[boycritter]

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

[boycritter]

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

[spyglassrealms]

If they advanced too much further technologically, those advances would inevitably intrude on their humanity. People wanted to walk. They wanted to take the bus that smells like cigarettes. They wanted those precious three minutes between asking a question and knowing the answer. [...] They found that they needed things to be just a little bit difficult once in a while. They needed to stub their toe and wait in line and see that Check Engine light. They decided to leave their existence just a little short of perfect, because they wanted to want.

— 17776 (aka the story that fundamentally altered my understanding of the human condition)

[knitmeapony]

Nothing is better than animal whose job it is to basically exist In a specific space. Bodega cat basically just lives there. Bookshop dog whose most taxing duty is waking up from naps to say hello to incoming customers. Librarian horse that basically just goes for walkies with their buddy everyday. Doctor's office fish that like to follow people back and forth as they move in the office.

All love and appreciation to the critters and to the kindly humans to make sure they live in peace and joy

[railroadsoftware]

friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place

[frostedmagnolias]

Fan

late 19th century - early 20th century

unknown maker

Philadelphia Museum of Art

[frostedmagnolias]

Afternoon Dress

around 1873

by H. Seepolt, Vienna

Wien Museum

[sunderwight]

Man that weirdly pretty queercoded villain sure is tenderly cradling the brash hero's unconscious form huh. Gently tilting his head to drip medicine into his mouth. I mean yeah he is saying that this is only because we need to temporarily team up to defeat a word bad guy and the hero isn't allowed to die until they have their epic rematch but uh. Um.

[sunderwight]

Like. The hero's girlfriend is right there. She could definitely be the one gently cradling him and pouring the medicine down his throat.

[sunderwight]

I'm just saying this seems like a weird distribution of uh. Tasks.

[sunderwight]

We have to make the trek up to the King of Destruction's castle and hope the hero wakes up en route because it's going to take us a while to get there, and every minute we wait is another minute while the King of Destruction accumulates the power to destroy the world. Luckily I know how to make a stretcher.

[sunderwight]

We're not using the stretcher. The villain is just carrying the hero in his arms.

[sunderwight]

I tried to offer him the stretcher several times AND suggested he at least sling the hero over his back but he says he doesn't want to impede the medicine taking effect. Is bridal carry really necessary for that...?

[sunderwight]

The hero's girlfriend is staying behind. She says she'll pray for us. I get that she's not really a combatant so it kind of makes sense but... I mean. Just speaking for myself I'd uh. Want to keep one eye on things, y'know?

[sunderwight]

The hero's perverted drunken mentor asked me to keep an eye out for the villain's betrayal in a rare moment of sobriety, but he's also staying behind to help "protect the village". I'm pretty sure that if we fail the King of Destruction will just obliterate the place in an instant though?

[sunderwight]

Starting to think they just don't want to third wheel whatever this is...

[sunderwight]

So looks like it's just me, the villain, the villain's hench goblin, and the unconscious hero marching up to the onyx castle that has wyverns pouring out of it.

[sunderwight]

Worst road trip ever.

[sunderwight]

I volunteered to fight most of the wyverns. I said it was so the villain could conserve his strength for the fight against the King of Destruction, so now it's just me and the hench goblin walking up ahead, trying not to listen to all the flowery stuff the villain keeps saying to the unconscious hero.

[sunderwight]

So awkward. Never thought I'd end up sharing commiserating glances with a hench goblin.

[sunderwight]

This hench goblin's pretty tough. He likes my ration bars too. Kind of nice, normally the others are always just complaining about my rations and how they taste bad. Beggars can't be choosers on the road, though!

[sunderwight]

Actually this trip might not be so bad. Hench goblin's name is Toady, which seems kind of degrading but I don't know enough about goblin culture to say anything. He says he serves the villain because his people owe the guy a big debt for saving their village. I wouldn't have thought that guy was the type to save a village, but goblins do have it pretty rough these days. I can definitely believe a goblin village was in need of saving!

[sunderwight]

The hero doesn't like heading to those parts of the map though. Says there's nothing worth going there for. I don't think he understands how hard some of the greenfolk have it.

[sunderwight]

Toady asked what my "employment contract" was, and I told him that I travel with the hero because he's my friend. He asked if I got paid and when I said no, he said I should "look into a union"...?

[sunderwight]

Got a card for something called the Minion Labor Rights Commission I'm not sure what that is but Toady said he would explain it while we worked.

[sunderwight]

Learning a lot of interesting things on this trip!

[sunderwight]

We made it to the onyx castle where the King of Destruction is. The villain finally put down the hero and started fighting the King while Toady and I dealt with even more wyverns. We had to guard the hero until he woke up, but luckily he opened his eyes right when it seemed like the King of Destruction was gonna turn the villain into paste, and then he dramatically rushed in and deflected the energy blast. Now the hero and villain are fighting back-to-black. Not that I can see much of it, through all the swirling energy blasts and exploding wyverns!

[sunderwight]

Toady said we should retreat. I told him I couldn't just leave my friend to deal with all of that but then a stray blast from the hero's sword broke the ground underneath our feet. We got flung down the mountain but Toady used this magical shield item to keep us from dying. Whew!

[sunderwight]

There was no way we were going to be able to make it back up the mountain again after that, so I prepared Toady a last meal in case that was the end of things for us. When everything started shaking I was afraid it would be, Toady and I were literally clinging to each other, but then the King of Destruction collapsed into all these black motes and his castle crumbled. So I think we're good?

[sunderwight]

The hero and villain made it back. Well, actually the hero made it back, but Toady and I went and found the villain's collapsed form near the crumbled castle and brought him down as well. Finally used the stretcher!

[sunderwight]

Hero scolded me for setting up camp. Says I'm always thinking with my stomach. Normally I just laugh that stuff off but it bothered me more this time for some reason...

[sunderwight]

The villain's still unconscious. Toady and I are carrying him on the stretcher together, the hero wants to get back to his girlfriend and check on the village as soon as possible. I hope none of the wyverns made it that far down, but I'm pretty sure Toady and I got them all when were heading up!

[sunderwight]

Toady is taking the villain further on back to the goblin town, I offered to help him but he says he's going to contact some other goblins to do the work and it'd be against union rules otherwise. Hero wanted to lock the villain in prison, but I pointed out that he helped save the village, so it was probably better to just let them go.

[sunderwight]

Toady gave me a magic crystal. Said I could use it in an emergency to contact him. For some reason I don't want to tell the hero about this. I don't think he'd like it. So I'm keeping it to myself.

[sunderwight]

I gave Toady all the wyvern meat I was able to gather on our way up to the castle. It's all good, I preserved it in my specialty bags. The hero caught me but he just made a joke about wyvern meat constituting a type of biological warfare.

[sunderwight]

I think I'm going to reconsider some stuff. Maybe stop traveling with friends as much.

[sunderwight]

Wonder how I'm supposed to contact the number on this card...?

[phantomleaves]

Little girl kissing pet bird, ca. 1912

Bentley Historical Library

[classicslesbianopinions]

ctrl+f is one of the greatest things to happen to academia and indeed this world

[frostedmagnolias]

The Morphine Addict (1890)

by Vittorio Matteo Corcos (Italian, 1859-1933)

[kaledo-art]

Keralis ancient Rome buildings