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Hello darlings~ Let's have a little chat. (sexual content, frequent mentions of sex/kinks)

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Are you dead? Please don't tell me your dead! :c

"Not dead, my darling."

The everpresent smile of Seth greeted them, along with a dainty little finger wiggle. He stood as he ever was, relaxed and confident, all messy locks of hair and leather around his neck.

"Sorry to make you worry. I hope you, and all my darlings, have been well."

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Huh. Large soul, Medium dick. *looks at Seth* yah, that sounds about right. Good for you buddy.

* Seth didn’t understand what you said, but was flattered anyway.

“Thank you!” He waved enthusiastically. “Have a lovely day!”

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Who do you think is the... *biggest?* ;) Out of everyone you've been with

Seth’s eyebrows shot up, then furrowed back down in deep thought. What… did they mean? The tallest? The broadest? But he didn’t really pay attention to appearances, so that couldn’t be it…

Ah! Of course!

“Ohhh I see!” He beamed, resting his hands on his hips. “The person with the biggest heart was… Mmm…” As he always did when feeling awkward, Seth scratched at the back of his neck.

“I couldn’t possibly single one person out, darling. Sorry…”

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Who do you have a crush on?

The Figment sheepishly scratched at the back of his neck, contemplating the question. It was another one of those questions he knew he wouldn’t be able to answer in a widely satisfying manner, no matter how hard he tried. He could guess the expectation for a saucy bit of gossip, but Seth didn’t understand lying. He smiled and shrugged.

“Everyone, really. There are so many beautiful people wherever I turn my head. From the other Figments in Mark’s subconscious, to you, my darlings…”

He hooked a thumb in the ring of his collar, biting his lip as he pulled it forward, towards the asker.

“…I am ensnared.”

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Happy pride month, my darlings~

Whether you're in the closet or out of it, you're not alone, and you're always loved.

Be who you are, without apprehension.

Love who you want, without hesitation.

...oh my God that rhymed~!

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Seth have you met Eric Derekson or Derik Derekson? If so what do you think of them -Austin

“Oh, the Dereksons!” Seth’s smile brightened at the mention of the newer individuals in the clusterfuck that was Mark’s subconscious.

“Derek is lovely, boisterous and confident, which is never a bad thing. We get along quite well. Eric…”

Ah, yes. The very widely known matter of everyone’s favorite shrinking violet. Seth hadn’t witnessed Eric’s interactions with his dad firsthand, but the rumors and the younger man’s own demeanor filled in any gaps he might’ve had.

“Eric works very hard.” His gaze softened, and his voice turned gentler and quiet. “He’s very admirable, and far more valuable than he realizes. I wish he’d loosen up a little sometime, show the world who he really is.”

Tired lines formed under his eyes as his concern for Eric surfaced. He would never force change upon anyone, much less someone who was in need of standing up for himself, but… He wanted to help.

“I appreciate them both very much.”

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So Seth, being a figment of Mark's do you also share his fascination with boobs?

“Well… yes?”

Seth instinctively scratched at the back of his neck, smiling sheepishly. How to explain the sort of connection he had to Mark while drawing clear lines in their differences? He huffed, looking towards the side as he went on his tangent.

“I share many similarities to Mark, he’s my host, after all. I literally wouldn’t exist if it weren’t for him… But I exist as an exaggeration of Mark, not as a duplicate! For instance, his penchant for showmanship translated into me as exhibitionism. I’m… let’s say I’m a very pointedly sexual twist on what Mark is percieved to be.”

Clearly not too pleased with his own explanation, Seth scratched at himself more frantically, creating a mess of unruly locks of hair on the back of his head. Words and logical explanations weren’t his strong suit, and he wished he had inherited the book smarts that Dark or Author had. He smiled apologetically at his darling, nervously burying his hands in his pockets.

“Regardless… boobs are great.”

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I swear I don't know how, but somehow, you, @onlyonecanbeking, and @conceitdink have all managed to give me a voice kink through text...I mean I'm not complaining, but how does that even work???

A devilish smile curled the Figment’s lips as he ran a hand through his hair, putting the entirety of his handsome face in display for a moment before his soft brown locks fell over his forehead again. It was always fascinating to cause such reactions, to allow people a longer glimpse into their own undiscovered desires and then watch them get all flustered about it.

“We didn’t do anything, my darling.” His voice rumbled through his chest, head tilting as his eyes looked them up and down. “This is the result of your imagination working against you… or shall I say, for you?” Seth chuckled and continued to speak through a small lip bite, as if he was excited to explain their own predicament to them.

“All we do is speak to you, in the ways that we’re able to, and your busy brain fills in the gaps. You’ve given us voices, those exact voices you know could drive you mad with nothing but a whisper. In short… you have only yourself to thank for your newfound kink, darling~”

[mi-a-missi]

I found this and love it!! Be kink positive, everyone.

[b4bysitter-deactivated20210208]

shout out to ace and aro kids who are constantly bombarded with the opinion that sex and romantic love are directly connected to living a happy life.

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Y’all are just reblogging this at the speed of sound tonight

[beaniebaneenie]

Since it’s almost valentines day, and this message is about to get hammered in even more, reblogging this again.

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Are you ded? Is this Blog dead? Cause as a necrophiliac, I'm interested.

"DEATH IS NOT CONSENT! DEATH IS NOT CONSENT!"

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Hey Seth, I know this is a dumb question, but I really want to know how to ask a potential partner if they are into kinky stuff? I'm aware that I should just come out and ask, but I get so damn flustered. I have never been able to actually ask someone to top me. Help? Pretty please?

The Figment gingerly plopped down on the floor and patted down a spot next to him, prompting them to follow his example. He kicked his long legs with a boyish glee, and gave them an encouraging grin.

“The way I see it, it’s all about being comfortable with who you are! If you feel shame for what you enjoy, it doesn’t feel as enjoyable, does it? You could just up and say ‘This is what I’m into’. But it’s okay if you’re not comfortable with that. Some people hint at things with reactions - more passionate responses at specific gestures, for instance. Personally, I’m of the straightforward approach!”

He fully laid down on the carpet as he spoke, readjusting the collar around his neck as he rest on his back. The paperwork he was supposed to be doing was forgotten atop a shelf. He’d get to it later. Maybe.

“Most kinky lifestyles are based on trust, after all. So you’ve more to gain than lose by being upfront, my darling.”

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Have you ever had to deal with a Drop Seth? I had my first one a couple weeks ago, and i'm honestly still kinda scared..(tbh reading your blog helped a little so thank you)

For once, if a little too eagerly, Seth set the papers aside and stood from his seat in order to approach them and place a gentle hand on their head. The gaze he gave them was soft and warm, with a voice to match.“I’m sorry, my darling. Drops are never fun… I know everyone experiences them differently, though I haven’t had one myself. There are several ways to get through a Drop, but what I’d put on the top of my list would be companionship, and availability of said companion. Even if one prefers solitude during a Drop, just knowing that their partner is available for comfort can make a huge difference…”Ever so gently, he bent and kissed the top of their head, smile brimming with pride. He loved helping his darling, even in such small ways.“I’m glad you found comfort here, sweetheart.”

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Seth yer gonna have to get yer ghosty tentacles away from me thanks, making me all cold & shivery

Seth looked up from the paper he had laid out over his knee as he sat, giving them a cheeky smirk. The aforementioned tentacles were nowhere to be seen, but he knew for a fact that they were very much tangible and in no way ‘ghosty’.“My apologies, darling.” His eyes returned to the white sheet, though his smile seemed to have widened some. “Cold and shivery suited you, is all.”

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So yer down for every kink? Like if I ask if you wanna join me in fucking while wearing a burning fur suit, you'd be like yah sure what time?

Seth smiled sheepishly, looking up from the sheet of paper he held. Paperwork wasn’t his forte in any capacity, but he din’t really want to bother anyone else with it, so decided to try and make sense of it by himself… But when one has an unfortunate attention span, such things are close to impossible.“Ah, well… I’d first implore you to rethink the burning part, darling. Fire play doesn’t really mix well with fur, and it’s an accident waiting to happen. Perhaps we could try those separate from each other first, and work slowly towards that? I will never stop preaching about Safe, Sane and Consensual, after all.”

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I missed you, my darlings.

I’ve been a little swamped lately, but I’ll try to be more attentive from today on. My darlings deserve no less, after all~

[miyoki-kun]

The Kinkster appears from the darkness, ready to punish any and all subs with his trusty flogger!

No other fighter stands a chance against him – go with the best fighter, The Kinkster!