Blue heads are better than one!

Welcome to the unofficial blog for the coolest section of the EPF! Feel free to ask questions, and we'll try to answer them to the best of our abilities! (Please don't tell the director about this blog) (or herbert.) (especially not herbert.)

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About us!!

slates managed to dig out our files so we can do a proper introduction now!

How have you even managed this far? I'm not even sure you told anyone your name, yet alone pronouns...

oh right! hang on

okay so heres mine! im cobalt and i really like hot sauce. also i use he/him pronouns

wait what does face ious mean. how is having a face a weakness

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Moving swiftly on from there; heres mine! My name is Slate, and I use They/Them pronouns. Also the puffle mentioned? Her name is Butter!

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M!A Cobalt's spikester is upside down for this ask.

brilliant. thanks.

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Favorite hobby?

i play the electric guitar! i bought one with my first pay check from the coffee shop and started learning in my free time

Somewhat, I suppose? I've dabbled with photography in the past, and I sketch things sometimes, something I picked up whilst spending time with Butter.

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yall ever swallow a fish whole

nah, couldnt fit the whole fishdog in

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I dare y'all to draw each other!!! Doesn't have to be a Picasso painting a simple pen sketch would work.

a masterpiece if i do say so myself

Here you go!

Definitely messed up on the foot there...

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Fench Rfy?

metal pipe?

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What's your sister like, Cobalt?

shes called Juli, and shes 3 years older than me, and much shorter

and uhh,, we're pretty chill i guess? we hang out occasionally but shes a rescue worker so she gets pretty busy

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tell me what 6x3 is

I totally don't need that for my homework tho

id say at least twelve

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What are y'all's sexualities? If you're comfortable telling us?

Oh and pronouns? So I can get them right?

no problem! im ace/aro and use he/him pronouns

Thanks for asking! Honestly our fault for not saying earlier! I'm Pansexual, and I use They/Them pronouns!

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Hey a small question...

Does the url of the blog aka aimlessly tactical

Basically mean

aimlessly (for Cobalt) and tactical (for Slate)

Or is it something else?

THATS SO SMART

oh man i wish that was it! i just couldnt think of a blog name!

still need to get an actual pfp...

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What kind of penguin are you, Slate?

I'm an Jackass penguin! More often known as African penguins, but that just doesn't have the same ring to it in my opinion.

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Why does Slate only have half of a flipper?

Oh, the nub? I just hatched without it!

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Slate what does your puffle look like?

Her name is Butter! Unfortunately I'm not able to show her right now as she's asleep and I don't want to risk waking her, but I do have a photo!

Isn't she just the cutest?

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haha bald

do you have nothing better to do

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m!a i steal your wig for three asks

great. fantastic. thanks.

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Slate, how do you keep track of your eyebrows? I'm always loosing mine!

Losing them? How on earth did you manage that?!

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How did you met?

oh man how we first met? that must've been back in the psa days, before id even joined! basically, me and a load of friends had been hanging on the iceberg, tryna make it tip, and i guess we overcrowded it a bit, and a chunk broke off, with us all still on it! luckily, turns out there was a psa agent nearby, who had access to kit that could let them shoot over life rings, since most of us couldnt swim

afterwards, they introduced themselves as slate, and we chatted for a bit about the mission they were on

Ugh, don't remind me. That was awful, the wind would change with every life preserver I fired!

I WAS ALONE THERE FOR TEN MINUTES AS YOU SHOT HUNDREDS AT ME

YOU COULD'VE GRABBED ONE! NOT WAITED FOR ME TO FIRE IT DIRECTLY AT YOUR STUPID BUTT!