Roll With It

Emily | 26 | Charlotte | Just your local Lesbian living her best life

[monroe-marilyn]

Black Swan (2010) || Spongebob Squarepants (1999-)

[stability]

(photo via drock42)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitmanic]

Literally such a funny concept

[fishingboatproceeds]

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[arkham]

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

[unsettlingstories]

When will Microsoft Edge finally be allowed to Microsoft Cum :(

[unsettlingstories]

Ever post something and wonder later if your medication is slowly poisoning you?

[bandtshirt]

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

[spelledslots]

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

[mathurbator]

me: *laughs at something*

me: ok back to suffering

[sosuperawesome]

Chris Austin on Instagram

[whitepeopletwitter]

[werewolfseth]

Did you know that they had a man holding rob so they wouldn’t fall over cause neither did I

[thebluetint]

this is my favorite comment on this post

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

Robert Pattinson POV:

[33v0]

[cloversposts-deactivated2026012]

https://youtu.be/gSsJBO2JUO4

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

“this is my custom fursuit, I had 30 neon-green wolves killed for it”

[andysmovingcastle]

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MILLIONAIRE IS MAKING FURSUITS OUT OF REAL FUR

[peppapigvevo]

[auberginesdonthavelimbs]

“Cruella De Vil is a furry” is not the hot take I expected to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I deserve

[weavemama]

trump: *puts his hand on the bible during his inauguration*

god:

[yllcm]

if you decide to unmute anything on this hellsite today please for the love of god let it be this

[rookmoon]

Imagine walking in on this

[twilightofficial]

Edwards 3 braincells when Bella is trying to undress him in Eclipse

[vaenire]

WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT FIRELORD OZAI WAS VOICED BY MARK HAMILL OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND OUT OM FANDOM WIKI BY MYSELF

[bluberry-spicehead-deactivated2]

dante basco did an interview once talking about how he was feeling nervous going in to do the ozai & zuko scene in the day of black sun part ii. cause that was the iconic father son scene of atla. and mark hamill was in the most iconic father son scene of ALL TIME in his scene as luke facing vader

[ayellowbirds]

Mark Hamill is the most prolific and prominent voice actor that people are constantly surprised to learn was in something they watched.

[hymnsofheresy]

i was with my mother’s family and they were talking to me about my religious studies major. my great aunt asked me what the definition of hell was, and i responded “well i suppose it depends on who you ask.” and nearly all the protestants in the group decided that hell was “the absence of god” which i suppose is a fair answer, albeit not a universal one. my cousin’s wife was playing with her 3-year-old daughter and she says “well mommy says that hell is a mcdonald’s playplace” asdfghjhgfd

[hymnsofheresy]

this 3-year-old girl is so fucking hilarious. her mothers have signed her up for a toddler yoga class, and so she has adopted a very unique language. this child also has an imaginary friend named “mom” which is, in her mind, the boss of her two mothers. for example, my cousin’s wife explained to me how her daughter got mad at them one time. the little girl situated herself in the corner of her crib, pretended to type on a cell phone and said  “im writing an email to mom right now and telling her how bad you two are. namaste.”

[hymnsofheresy]

the family’s Big Theory about “Mom” is that both my cousin and her wife are referred to as “Mommy” and “Mama.” The nickname “Mom” is not used in the house because it would just be confusing. However, when interacting with the world, people tell their daughter that they will “tell her mom” if she is doing something wrong. so this child automatically assumes there is this greater “Mom” figure that is responsible for distributing universal justice. 

[alexaloraetheris]

To be fair to the toddler, that’s pretty much how religions get started.

[afrocentric-divination]

The Mommy, the Mama, and the holy Mom