I decided to go back and fix up some of the art and messages that I didn’t really like in this old series I did because it was keeping me up at night
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I decided to go back and fix up some of the art and messages that I didn’t really like in this old series I did because it was keeping me up at night
A Message For The Zodiacs || Air Signs
Original | Earth Signs | Water Signs | Fire Signs
The First
hey before this app gets shut down completely does anyone wanna fuckin uhhhhh fall in love together or smth?
could we start with dinner instead? maybe grab sushi?
OH GOD I’M SO SORRY
IS OKAY AM CANNIBAL
– i-am-a-fish probably
Rest in peace, Stan Lee (December 28, 1922 – November 12, 2018)
Stan Lee + MCU cameos (2008–2018)
Bisexual people are ambisextrous
There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18
“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”
“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”
“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”
“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”
“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that”
“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”
“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
Let my logic buffer.
the signs as literary last words
Aries: “Here is the battle of day against night. I see black light.” - Victor Hugo Taurus: “Either the wallpaper goes, or I do.” - Oscar Wilde Gemini: “Does nobody understand?” - James Joyce Cancer: “I must go in, the fog is rising.” - Emily Dickinson Leo: “I haven’t had champagne for a long time.” - Anton Chekhov Virgo: “More light.” - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Libra: “A certain butterfly is already on the wing.” - Vladimir Nabokov Scorpio: “Lord help my poor soul.” - Edgar Allan Poe Sagittarius: “Kill me! Or else you are a murderer!” - Franz Kafka Capricorn: “But the peasants…how do the peasants die?” - Leo Tolstoy Aquarius: “On the contrary!” - Henrik Ibsen Pisces: “I can feel the daisies growing over me.” - John Keats
RISING SIGNS’ DEFINING FEATURES
Aries: nice eyebrows, good bone structure, fiery eyes.
Taurus: nice cheekbones, noticeable lips, possibly doe-eyed.
Gemini: nice butts, hands, or arms.
Cancer: nice eyes or lips, innocent-looking, youthful.
Leo: nice hair or skin, a glow from within.
Virgo: nice hands or cheekbones, sensual eyes, intimidating stares.
Libra: nice butts or thighs, charming smiles.
Sagittarius: nice thighs or butts, noticeable or prominent noses.
Scorpio: nice cheekbones or jawlines, athletic bodies.
Capricorn: nice legs or hair, good bone structure, thin bodies.
Aquarius: nice arms or legs, interesting faces, noticeable or “weird” noses.
Pisces: nice smiles, slim bodies, dreamy faces.
soulmates
aries + sagittarius
“You were you, and I was I; we were two before our time. I was yours before I knew, and you have always been mine too.” taurus + virgo “I still search for you in crowds, in empty fields and soaring clouds. In city lights and passing cars, on winding roads and wishing stars.” cancer + pisces “I don’t know how you are so familiar to me—or why it feels less like I am getting to know you and more as though I am remembering who you are. How every smile, every whisper brings me closer to the impossible conclusion that I have known you before, I have loved you before—in another time, a different place, some other existence.” libra + leo “Letting you go – There is a particular kind of suffering to be experienced when you love something greater than yourself. A tender sacrifice. Like the pained silence felt in the lost song of a mermaid; or the bent and broken feet of a dancing ballerina. It is in every considered step I am taking in the opposite direction of you.” scorpio + capricorn “One day you meet someone and for some inexplicable reason, you feel more connected to this stranger than anyone else–closer to them than your closest family. Perhaps this person carries within them an angel–one sent to you for some higher purpose; to teach you an important lesson or to keep you safe during a perilous time. What you must do is trust in them–even if they come hand in hand with pain or suffering–the reason for their presence will become clear in due time.” aquarius + gemini “Souls" When two souls fall in love, there is nothing else but the yearning to be close to the other. The presence that is felt through a hand held, a voice heard, or a smile seen. Souls do not have calendars or clocks, nor do they understand the notion of time or distance. They only know it feels right to be with one another. This is the reason why you miss someone so much when they are not there— even if they are only in the very next room. Your soul only feels their absence— it doesn’t realize the separation is temporary.”
(quotes source: lang leav)
How to Seduce the Signs:
Aries: Be brave and expect some coy resistance. Station men on the nearby hills and pour down suppressing fire after the initial bombardment. Destroy the train lines and turn the canyon into a killing field.
Taurus: Patience. As much as it sucks, you’ll have to make the first move most of the time. Get them out of their comfort zone, but not too far. Radio signals fail once you get far enough into the leaden desert wastes.
Gemini: Do your research! Find the places where you interest overlap, know where you are an expert and enjoy learning new things. Once you realize the fragility of the dream it will shatter like a pane of glass.
Cancer: Above all, be honest with yourself. That will lead the way for everything that follows. Cancers admire vulnerability, and will give as much as they get. Passionate aikido forms at the edge of a canyon, the sensation of charred flesh on charred flesh.
Leo: Don’t hold back on the praise! Leo’s can be a self depreciating type. Everyone likes praise, but leos dont give themselves enough credit as is. Let them know they are more than the hydraulics and tungsten that keeps them standing. That there is more to life than utility.
Virgo: Some think Virgos are attracted to intelligence. This is close, they are attracted to passionate people. Show them the little bag of eye-stones you’ve collected over your time here. Make sure to listen, watch their reactions. Be gentle, and they will see them as treasures as you do.
Libra: Libras are excellent conversationalists, and will admire someone who can match that wit! Lay on the charm! Some friendly competition never hurt anyone, especially when it comes to flirting. Their almost-children will prattle off on their own tasks, do not interrupt them.
Scorpio: Everyone is multifaceted, dont be afraid to explore this. Scorpios have a tendency to bring out deep things in people. Steady your heart and know that they mean you no harm. Memories of wars you never fought. Loved ones you never knew. They are sharing with you the deepest recess of themselves.
Ophiuchus: You’ll find no help here.
Sagittarius: No matter what their chosen task is, expect someone who treats it like an art form. Ask questions, give in to your curiosity, though steer clear of asking personal questions, it will only make them hungry. If you do trip up, it is best to simply let them be.
Capricorn: Take charge, but don’t push any limits. Where you see resistance, simply let it be. The key here is comfort. Know that any personal information they do give, was given with great trust and difficulty. Be attentive, the signs can be subtle. A ripple in the air, a scent on the wind of kinds of life you’ve never seen before. Something that stirs deep and gnawing memories.
Aquarius: The key to an Aquarius is time. No tricks or performance is needed, just good old fashioned presence. Learn to be comfortable in the quiet, and it will welcome you. A subtle display of dedication, but dedication nonetheless. They have been here longer than you, and they will be here much longer than you. The damage to their outer shell will tell you of everything you need to know.
Pisces: Get abstract. Wax philosophical about anything and everything. Pisces love a long, deep conversation. Talk about what you think the stars looked like. Talk about what burned the sky. Talk about where you think a mother was.
Aquarius sun , Virgo moon , Gemini rising , Sagittarius venus, Sagittarius mars, Leo jupiter, Aries lilith
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore”.
“Say ‘Nevermore,’” said Shadow. “Fuck you,” said the raven.”
- American gods, by Neil Gaiman