Miles and Miles Before I Sleep

✨Latina.27.✨

[momdusa]

From 3DBearnadette on tweeter...

[klapollo]

okay i looked into this and apparently this isnt even just dracula the wolfman and frankenstein's monster like. they're DESCENDANTS of them who are normal guys who turn into a vampire a werewolf etc. they do this to "atone" for the actions of their ancestors.

this is them normally and they apparently transform by slapping their hands together and shouting WACKO and this is called the "drak whack." dracula is alive too. they call him Big D.

[azure-aeon-soulstar]

There is no heterosexual explanation for this

[maicenaconmate-deactivated20241]

scene from S1 C4

So yeah, just a sumary of Naruto's plot, and spoiler: he does fix him.

[hamsterdads]

one and only

[andyoullhearitagain]

Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

[caecia]

tell my friends i’m gone, it’s true

[bakapandy]

They’re long time friends but Gaara is an introvert

[marvels-universe]

@giftober 2023 + @mcuchallenge prompt Day 8: Funny.

Owen Wilson: I had a nice conversation one day where I was talking with Tom and he quoted something, and I said, "Is that Shakespeare?" And he said, "Yes, Hamlet." And I was proud just that I got the Shakespeare part. - Marvel Studios Assembled. The Making of Loki

[earthbender]

howling over this reddit comment from the HoTD thread

[princessamericachavez]

Book Crowley really is the most character ever.

He doesn’t need sleep but he loves it so he keeps doing it. He slept through the entire 14th century because he hated it. He answers to “Hail Satan” with a little wave and a “Hi”. He actually wants to listen to classical music but it keeps turning into Queen. We don’t realize he has yellow slitted eyes until he’s frantically searching for Aziraphale at the burning bookshop. He keeps a nice, spacious, modern flat just because it’s the kind of flat the human he pretends to be would have. He bought a great sound system and forgot to buy speakers for it but made it work miraculously. He keeps a fully stocked fridge with food that never goes bad just to keep up appearances. He loves Mary Poppins and tries to emulate her as a nanny. He was casted out of Hell. Deep down he is an optimist who believes the Universe will look after him. He hasn’t forgotten he was an Angel once and still tries to go good. He actively tries to keep people from getting harmed. He hates guns. He questions God’s plan but still trusts there is one and maybe he has a part in it. He was friends with Da Vinci. He went to Spain, saw what the Spanish Inquisition was doing and proceeded to get drunk for a week.

I want to study him like a bug under a microscope.

[slavery]

Not enough people named WOLFGANG these days smh what’s with that

[annabelle--cane]

metatron voice yeah the last guy who had this job was an absolute disaster, he fell in love with a demon and foiled an attempt at starting armageddon. hey aziraphale,

[weaver-z]

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

[happiebirdie]

you don't control who lives who dies who tells your story

[iamslowlyloosingmysanity]

Will telling that dad he could hold the cat when they just found his DAUGHTER dead in her bed has the same energy as when Abigail saw the place where her mom DIED and said she expected an outline of a body in chalk to be drawn and Will was like “they only do that for living people. Your mom isn’t :)”

[all-vampires-are-gay]

I love how every episode of wwdits is like:

A plot: the vampires have a fun, chaotic time, haha! 🥳

B plot: Guillermo has the worst day of his life

[fellshish]

network fuckery vs hollywood strike

[arkashas]

Hannibal 1.04 Œuf

[vaguely-screaming]

Queer show venn diagram

Stede and Ed are also kinda on opposite sides but when I put it in I ment more literal (angel X demon, vampire x vampire slayer, serial killer x FBI investigator)