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@airedale17
I sometimes feel that I'm not doing enough with my life, but at least I grew my first two arms significantly before a cactus would have been expected to.
Reblog if you grew your first two arms significantly before a cactus would be expected to
Be sure to give adolescent saguaros a thumbs up to let them know they’re doing a good job.
Kento loses it when he's inside you
Your husband has you folded in half beneath him, your knees spread apart in a mean mating press. He was practically caging you in with his bigger body. His thrust were deep—heavy
it was driving you crazy.
You couldn't help it—your body couldn't contain the shameful cries that left your lips. "Fuckk..ken-ahh—you're so deep" You whimpered, earning a groan from him. Kento wasn't usually this rough—or mean for that matter, during sex.
Today was different. He was thrusting in to you with need—like he had something to prove. Kento's thoughts were all over the place..he could only imagine how gorgeous you'd look with fuller breasts and a round belly. You'd been such an amazing mother.
he couldn't think straight anymore, not when your pussy fluttered around his cock like that.like his cock belonged to you, as if you needed him
"Sweetheart, you feel so good.."with those words, he pulled up slowly, making sure to drag himself against your soft walls. He came back down with a hard slam, his balls slapping against your skin.—the sound echoing through the walls.
"mmmhh—kennn come inside..please!" You huffed and your husband nearly froze. He could've sworn his ears were deceiving him. His hips stuttered against you as he pressed a steady kiss against your lips.
"Tell me to pull out—" he groaned against your neck softly, in contrast to where both your bodies met. You looked up at him with that fucked out look in your eyes and he knew it was over.
"No, please ken—I need it. 'need you" you whispered and your husband lost it completely.
A/N :guess whos back😌🥰 I finished rewatching aot and I'm in shambles
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fluff - baby!yuji trying to eat dad!nanami's tie
you’re half-asleep on the couch.
it’s 6:08am. the sun isn’t even fully up yet. and baby yuji is already in full goblin mode - sockless, giggling and currently trying to climb nanami’s leg like a tree trunk.
nanami is in his work clothes with his blonde hair neat and styled. dress shirt crisp. tie halfway done.
“he wants your tie,” you mumble.
nanami glances down. yuji is clinging to his knee, making grabby hands.
“you can’t have papa’s tie,” nanami says, crouching down. “you’ll chew on it again.”
yuji immediately tries to bite it.
nanami sighs.
“see?”
you snort into your mug.
eventually, nanami picks him up - effortlessly, with one hand under his bottom and the other steadying his back. yuji squeals, clings to his dress shirt like a koala.
and nanami just… lets him. presses a kiss to his chubby cheek. holds him like he’s the most fragile and precious thing in the universe.
“you should leave soon,” you murmur. “you’ll miss your train.”
nanami looks at you.
then at the clock.
then back at you.
and then he sits down beside you with a baby on his chest and a tie still undone.
“they can wait,” he says softly.
you smile so hard it hurts.
you shift closer, curling into his side. baby yuji hums softly, chewing on his own fingers now instead of the tie. your head rests on nanami’s shoulder. his arm wraps around your waist without even thinking.
he’s still in his dress shirt. still in his slacks. the most put-together man in tokyo at this hour, probably. and yet here he is, willingly trapped under a sleepy baby and a sleepier spouse, forehead resting lightly against yours like this is all he’s ever needed.
and maybe it is.
he presses a kiss to your temple.
“love you,” he mumbles.
“even when i let your son chew on your expensive italian tie?”
he sighs. “especially then.”
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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words
When I came out as a lesbian at 13 (long story, am a bisexual man now) one of my dad’s friends gave me a gag gift shirt he had laying around that he was too embarrassed to wear. It said ‘FBI: FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR’ which is an absolutely terrible shirt for a middle aged man to walk around in but wildly funny for a teenage lesbian. And yes, I did wear it. Not to school but frequently at home.
I genuinely feel like the only people who are like “My parents shouldn’t have gotten divorced, it’s so sad my parents got divorced.” are people who’s parents divorced before they gained sentience. Practically everyone who has parents who divorced when they were old enough to have known the dynamic between their parents is like “Oh, thank God they finally divorced.” like, maybe you end up with shitty stepparents or your parents have coparenting drama but most children of divorce have the ability to recognize that their parents shouldn’t have stayed together.
they should make a video game where you play as an autistic character and there is a meter that shows you how close to a total meltdown you are due to the overwhelming stimuli and another matter that shows you how much of a weirdo you look like to others and you have to try to balance between having a meltdown and completely masking. and also you’re trying to solve a murder or something
“I don’t know why young people thought everything was so easy in the past.” You and your husband raised 4 children on one salary. Bitch. You also raised 4 children on one salary at a time where it was normal to kick your kids out of the house all day and tell them to come home when the streetlights turned on. You never had to worry about their school issued Chromebooks. I get that you struggled too but refusing to acknowledge the modern struggle of childrearing and the breakdown of the ‘village’ (your neighbors who were watching your children after you locked them outside) and the horrific cost of living crisis is making me want to bash my head into a wall.
gameshow voice: is it gay subtext or are the writers just so catastrophically bad at writing female characters that the only relationships in the entire story that feel human are the ones between the men.
Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.
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I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!
Apparently ICE now has agents posing as utility workers to get into people's homes. The electric and gas companies have posted information on how to tell if it's one of their workers, and numbers to call to confirm whether they've sent someone to do utility work on your house.
Stay safe, friends.
Oregon state Rep. Ricki Ruiz said three people were detained in his district after ICE agents posed as utility workers.
Paying your way through college by selling weed or doing Only Fans or whatever is infinitely more honorable than joining the military to get an education. Never forget community college is an option and you do not have to contribute to American imperialism to attend. I knew a girl who had scholarships but sold her dirty socks and underwear to pervs online for living expenses and she is stronger than any US marine for that.
this is killing me
They’re now posting sympathetic articles about the ICE agent who murdered Renee Good that are like “He is a good Christian and a father and husband.” like yeah, that tracks. I bet he is a Christian family man. They love to work the least Christlike jobs imaginable and kill people and play the victim.
