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@airplain
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PROMPTS I’D LIKE TO RECEIVE, PART 1.
⤿ headcanon memes; comfort character edition! tw: death, family, religion.
send in a symbol and i’ll answer the corresponding question about my muse!
[ 🧱 ] how would you describe your muses’ morality? what are their core values?
[ 🌎 ] are there any aus you have for your muse? what are they like, and how is your muse different in them?
[ 😱 ] does your muse have any specific fears? where did those fears come from?
[ 🤝 ] how does your muse approach intimacy? are they hesitant, or do they like it? what types of intimacy do they like and dislike? (ex. physical intimacy, sexual intimacy, emotional intimacy, etc.)
[ 👪 ] what is your muse’s relationship with their parents like? was it always this way?
[ 💍 ] does your muse have a “type” of people that they prefer to enter relationships with? is their type generally compatible with them, or does the dynamic tend to be toxic?
[ 🏆 ] is your muse multitalented? what are their hobbies, and why did they pick up these hobbies? if they don’t have hobbies, why don’t they?
[ 🐱 ] does your muse have pets? did they have pets as a child? how do they feel about animals?
[ ❌ ] is there something your muse struggles with that they might never overcome? what is it? why do they have so much trouble with it?
[ ✨ ] what aesthetics or symbols do you reference when writing your muse? are these backed up by canon, if your muse comes from a canon? is there any specific relevance to these choices?
[ 🌱 ] what themes are relevant to your muse?
[ 💀 ] has your muse gone through anything traumatic? if so, how has this trauma affected them?
[ 💛 ] how empathetic is your muse? how compassionate are they? is this something people expect from them, or are people surprised when they find out how compassionate or empathetic they actually are?
[ 👗 ] what is your muse’s fashion sense like? are they able to dress the way they want to? what would they wear in an ideal world?
[ 🔮 ] what is your muse’s relationship with religion and spirituality? were they raised in a certain religion? have they stuck with the same set of spiritual beliefs all their life, or have they changed over time? are they settled in their spirituality now?
[ 🤷♀️ ] how does your muse approach strangers? how does this compare to how they interact with close friends or lovers?
[ 🎵 ] is there a specific song or songs you associate with your muse? why is that?
[ 💸 ] if your muse had no shortage of money, what would they buy?
[ 🐺 ] does your muse like solitude? do they prefer it to being around others? how easily does your muse get lonely?
[ ⚰️ ] what are your muse’s greatest regrets? what would flash before their eyes when they’re on their deathbed?
[ 🧸 ] does your muse keep anything sentimental? if so, what do they keep and why?
[ 🙏 ] what does your muse need? this can be something material or something abstract.
[ 📚 ] what books does your muse have on their bookshelf? what books would they like to have? if your muse isn’t an avid reader, is there anything they collect or might like to collect?
[ 😍 ] does your muse believe in true love? why or why not?
[ 😇 ] what would your muse do if they became a god?
lunarant
Tanba watches as the blade is easily discarded to the side– His eyes drifting to watch as it clatters to the ground for only a short moment, before continuing to pierce into the young man that had just made an attempt to strike him.
He had only left a small scratch with his… panicked flailing, and it was nothing compared to injuries that the Shinobi had acquired in the past…. In fact, the Shinobi found himself more amused than irritated by the entire situation. And given the fact that he had just completed his previous job… Well, there was plenty of time to continue the charade.
Thus the sword was simply kicked further away, Tanba easily moving closer to the frantic man that stood before him. “Ah? Is there a problem?” His expression shifts to something more… bored, as he continues. “Because I believe that I may recognize you from somewhere, wouldn’t you agree?”
Tanba moves to stand directly in front of him, continuing to observe him– Before reaching to tilt his chin up, so that eye contact can be maintained much easier. [ Besides, it’s much easier to keep him intimidated this way. ]
“Perhaps I have seen you at the side of Oda Nobunaga at some point in time. I would call that quite a lovely coincidence, wouldn’t you?”
Oh, wow. Well, the rumors about Momochi Tanba definitely aren’t exaggerated, and truthfully when he’s manhandled a little for better eye contact it comes as kind of a relief, because Qinghua had been staring really a little bit too dazedly at the man’s chest, enough so that he hadn’t even heard the first part of what he was saying.
Is it weird to look at a man’s boobs when he’s trying to kill me? I mean, they’re just out there... But he’s definitely trying to kill me, right?!?! But would it even be that bad if I was killed by someone so attractive, ahhhh...
Qinghua lets out a frightened wheeze of breath, choking up before he can actually fully hear the accusation, and then having to process the accusation himself. No way, no one was supposed to know who he was!!! It’s not like he was some big important figure, especially not to Nobunaga’s whole plans!!!
“Haha, what? Sorry, I-- I mean yes!!! I was, for a time, um, but not anymore! And I’m really just a lowly servant who was in charge of things like paperwork and everyday repairs, hahaha, so if I was by Lord Nobunaga’s side it was just for menial purposes!!!” Qinghua tries to avoid eye contact in any way possible (fuck why is the antagonist of this plotline so hot, fuck!!!!) and ends up just closing his eyes entirely.
“I really have no loyalty to Oda so if you killed me it wouldn’t really mean anything!! In fact they’ll probably kill me if I go back so really it wouldn’t make a difference at all, so, ah, this-- this former overseer of everyday affairs humbly asks for your mercy.”
Just god and his beloved creation ❄️✈️
"interesting. i didn’t think you had it in you." (from tanba uwu)
Fuck!! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!! And may I repeat: Fuck!!!!!!!!
It was already bad enough that Qinghua had to come face-to-face with this person at all--even someone like him has heard tell of the oppressive aura of Momochi Tanba, after all--but fuck, did he really have to go and do something so outlandish?! Now he’s dead for sure!! Ahh, this was all the fault of his own aspirations to leave the legislation of Oumi behind, now he’s doomed again!
“This-- This, haha, ah, I humbly apologize for my actions, I would not have taken them if I were able to control my frantic impulse!!! Please forgive me!!!” It’s really not that Qinghua likes to grovel or submit to the whims of others! It’s just that this looks like his only chance at survival! It’s not like there’s any chance any ninja would be sent out to get him in particular, so this encounter probably happened on the way to something else, right? He can get himself out of this!
Right?
Coming out of his petrified stupor for just a moment, Qinghua drops the sword he’d just foolishly used to attempt a strike against the man. It’s not like it did him much good anyway, useless as he is with a weapon. “Haha, see, I have no plans of attacking anyone again so, well, haha this might seem like a tall request but I really didn’t intend to bother you so I should be on my way!”
don’t starve. / accepting.
veritcs
“If you could cease breathing at your earliest convenience, I’d consider it a personal favor, please. Or at the very least if you could spontaneously forget how to speak.”
“Ahh!! Sorry!! Truly very sorry for my behavior, I didn’t mean to speak so informally!!” Even working with some verifiably frightening people, Shang Qinghua would be hard pressed to deny the intimidating and frosty aura that radiates from this hunting dog like he’s an open freezer.
No, that’s not a great metaphor. Like dry ice, then? Maybe it should be less modern-sounding, appliances aren’t very intimidating...
But being on-loan to a group of people like the Hunting Dogs to help sort logistics out comes with the unexpected perk that it’s probably inconvenient to hurt him in any significant way. “Haha, um... It’s just, pardon my rambling, but I don’t know exactly who I’m supposed to be reporting to when the Commander and Vice-Commander seemed busy, and you had a very commanding presence so I thought it would be fine to give you an update to pass on to them once they’re back because then I’ll be busy, so it’s, ah... I’ll get out of your way!”
« i… don’t think that’s allowed… »
[ from fai ]
"What do you know!! You’re not even from here!!”
Shang Qinghua sinks further into despair, cheek pressed against the cold wooden surface of his desk in perhaps the only spot on it absent from some form or another. It’s not the first time he’s cursed himself for thinking about mentioning a Logistics-handling Peak in his novel, and it definitely won’t be the last. It’s not even like he minds the work, but...
Well, to be honest it’s because of the foreign person here that he’s more distressed over things than usual. Ah, but it’s not as though any other people would be able to tell he was foreign, it’s really only because Airplane created the world himself that he can tell, so... Ah, he’s just lucky there’s not an audience around to make him behave with an ounce of decorum.
“It’s allowed to say things like that, right? It’s not like I’d really castrate Liu Qingge, it’s really not like that! He wouldn’t even let me get close, anyways, but again it’s really not like you’d know!! Anyways I’m really suffering here so please stop pointing out the flaws in my logic!!!!”
don’t starve. / accepting.
Don’t Starve starters - part 2 characters examinations edition
44 starters || TW: violence, death
« do not test me! »
« oh no! you’re hurt! »
« back! back, beast! »
« oh, what a shame. »
« our truce ends here! »
« what a dapper fellow! »
« you’re a real monster! »
« hah! you’re a disaster. »
« i’ll have nightmares tonight! »
« i’ll prepare my incantations. »
« why are you being so mean? »
« so, you’re a monster after all. »
« i… don’t think that’s allowed… »
« i worry about you sometimes. »
« stop whining, it’s just a scratch! »
« pfft! i’d never murder so openly! »
« you’re just a big softie, aintcha? »
« don’t start fights you cannot win. »
« my dear friend as fallen in battle! »
« “sorry"s not gonna cut it this time! »
« ah, i’m sorry that happened to you. »
« you’re growin’ on me. like a fungus. »
« old habits die hard… and so will you! »
« i know that look. what are you up to? »
« don’t you think you should say sorry? »
« don’t worry, i can talk enough for two. »
« c'mon, bud, let’s get you on your feet. »
« i’m taking my friendship bracelet back! »
« watch where you’re swingin’ that thing! »
« how many lives you plannin’ on ruinin’? »
« are you here to tell me nursery rhymes? »
« interesting. i didn’t think you had it in you. »
« i hope you left the other guy lookin’ worse. »
« i did not know you possessed such power! »
« your body is weak but your heart is strong. »
« hey, c'mere! i’ve gotta AXE you a question! »
« if you’re going to attack, at least finish the job! »
« i gave you the benefit of the doubt, but that’s it! »
« why don’t you leave the fighting to professionals? »
« grandpa always said laughter was the best medicine! »
« don’t worry, we’ll get you back to normal! er, normal-ish. »
« perhaps you can add this to your roster of ghost stories. »
« you’re gonna have one monster of a headache after this, buddy. »
« you’re like a burnt marshmallow. crispy on the outside, gooey on the inside! »
veritcs
“Hey, are you the one who I’m supposed to talk to about a commission they took out with the guild?” Sora tries to put some energy into his voice, but this is the fourth stranger he’s approached with this question and even his high spirits are feeling dampened after repeated failures to locate his client. “Something to do with a dragon?”
Usually Katheryne is more thorough in supplying client location and description as well as specifics of the job, but this case is lacking in all categories. Everything about this commission is weird though, which is part of why Sora accepted it in the first place.
“Ah?! Oh, yes, that’s me.” Qinghua coughs once to clear his throat and also out of embarrassment--it really hasn’t been that long since he’s gotten here, so the idea of speaking as formally as the original NPC who he took the place of is still kind of settling in his head! Sure, he wrote in very formal speech before, but that’s not at all the same thing as speaking like that!
Also, he tries very valiantly not to look like he’s a little suspicious. While a lot of people who inhabit this world are either NPCs he knows or real playable characters he’s even more familiar with, this person doesn’t look quite generic enough to be an NPC... So where does he know him from, huh??
“Th-- This one apologizes for the vagueness of the commission. Honestly, it’s vague because I really don’t know a lot of details either...” The original Shang Qinghua had had a commission sort of like this, to investigate some kind of ancient relic. Of course, it had just been a made-up thing to annoy the player and the traveler, and he’d sent the player on it without coming himself, but... Really, this time I really think I’ve found something worth noting! “Anyways, I can’t really speak freely about it since there are eyes everywhere in Liyue. But it involves a dragon. In some ways! Ahh, it’s more to do with a dragon that’s long since dead, actually.”
nsfw hcs under the cut!
though qinghua writes a lot of erotica, since his actual experience is so limited, he’s kind of a disaster in bed?
he naturally prefers to bottom but probably wouldn’t really mind being on top if his partner didn’t want to, and he’s very squirmy and bad at dirty talk even though he likes to do it. he also tends to go a little stupid if his partner is good enough and spew a lot of nonsense that sounds like it belongs in a really bad explicit fanfic, probably because it does belong in a really bad explicit fanfic.
❛ oh , i’m sorry ! i thought you were someone else … ❜ ( for bsd verse ! )
Really? Really, really? I’m not trying to be overly critical of other people or anything but I didn’t think I looked like anyone else around here!
“Um, you’re forgiven?” He doesn’t really intend to sound hesitant, but a part of him is still reeling a little from the oddness of that statement! Is he looking for someone who’s in cosplay or something? Because that’s basically what this is. Shang Qinghua isn’t so far gone that he can’t admit he’s basically cosplaying right now. “Bro... Whoever you’re looking for must be really weird if they look similar to me, bro.”
50 dialogue prompts. / accepting.
50 𝘿𝙄𝘼𝙇𝙊𝙂𝙐𝙀 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙏𝙎 , 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙴 . ( an assortment of dialogue prompts for roleplay purposes ! feel free to edit the prompts to fit your muse if required . )
❛ just because you can’t see a use doesn’t make something useless . ❜ ❛ love is pointless in the long run . ❜ ❛ i’m the hottest mess you’ve ever laid your eyes on . ❜ ❛ i blame you for everything . ❜ ❛ what he doesn’t know may actually kill him . ❜ ❛ you look so cute when you’re ignoring me . ❜ ❛ i’ve hated you ever since we met . ❜ ❛ tell me , do you believe in love at first sight ? ❜ ❛ would you show up to my funeral ? ❜ ❛ it’s beautiful ! thank you so much , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ i’m sorry if it upsets you , but i’ve already decided to marry them . ❜ ❛ promise me , [ name ] . promise me you’ll look after her / him / them . ❜ ❛ what happened last night ? i can’t remember a single thing . ❜ ❛ god , [ name ] . i just want to kiss you . ❜ ❛ any idea what would happen if i pressed this button ? ❜ ❛ do you hear that ? i think it’s the universe telling us we should kiss . ❜ ❛ i’m not human ! so why do you keep acting as though i am ? ❜ ❛ i could never hurt you . never . ❜ ❛ oh yes , death . you humans seem prone to it , don’t you ? ❜ ❛ stop . just stop . i don’t want to hear your excuses again . ❜ ❛ you should have called . ❜ ❛ how unfortunate - you’ve caught me at a really bad time . ❜ ❛ i want to hear your side of the story , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ you intrigue me , you know that right ? ❜ ❛ are you feeling at least a little better today ? ❜ ❛ when did you last see them ? ❜ ❛ would you believe me if i told you this isn’t what it looks like ? ❜ ❛ i’m deciding to take that as a compliment . ❜ ❛ i don’t know who you think i am , but i’m sure as hell not giving up now . ❜ ❛ believe me , nobody regrets it more than i do , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ i’m going to give you approximately five seconds to take that back . ❜ ❛ i’m starting to think that this may indeed have been a terrible idea . ❜ ❛ i meant for it to hurt . ❜ ❛ mope around and pity yourself if you want - i don’t have that luxury . ❜ ❛ i think you’ll find most people would have a massive problem with that . ❜ ❛ i warned you ! i warned you not to go alone ! ❜ ❛ you don’t know as much about me as you think you do , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ won’t you just stop and listen to me ? ❜ ❛ let’s go out soon . just us . we deserve a break . ❜ ❛ are you bleeding ? ❜ ❛ oh , i’m sorry ! i thought you were someone else … ❜ ❛ right now that’s the least of our worries . ❜ ❛ i can’t believe i used to think they were attractive . ❜ ❛ you may be evil , but you do have a point . ❜ ❛ go on then - kill me ! ❜ ❛ i bought you a small gift . no occasion really , i just wanted to make you smile . ❜ ❛ you’re my home , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ we should get a pet . i’ve been thinking about it for a while . ❜ ❛ i’m fine . it’s just a small scratch . ❜ ❛ you’re soaked . come in , before you catch a cold . ❜
i love sqh’s bsd verse because this man finds out he has an ability to take the appearance and powers of a random character he wrote when he dies and his first instinct is to just begin roleplaying
“ clearly the word excellent means something else on this side of the planet. “ | BSD AU perhaps?
Huh!!! Huh!!!!
Well, it’s not wrong to say that Shang Qinghua really isn’t excellent, but not protesting that would be absurd, because only he’s allowed to say he isn’t excellent, dammit!! If he had a fan to go with his regalia he’d surely flick it open in a haughty and unimpressed manner, like he was saying, oh, does the lowly child beneath me dare to speak like this even knowing the consequences?! Unfortunately, he actually doesn’t have a fan both because he kept losing his and because everyone kept saying it was going too far to carry one around all the time because he’s not some ethereal presence like Shen Qingqiu, but if he DID have a fan he definitely would do something like that.
Never mind that I’m just not that cool, I think if I pulled out a fan I’d just get made fun of even more.
“Well, you’re right, this one only takes care of logistics so he is not very impressive,” he settles on admitting, taking on an air of sheepishness and suddenly thinking hahaha, no one can ever claim I’m not a good actor! “But in terms of excellence, this one’s colleagues far surpass anyone else in the world. So, I’m only bragging on their behalf!”
the infernal devices. / accepting.
“ why don’t you leave the fighting to professionals? “ | for Genshin Impact perhaps?
Who’s unprofessional here?!
Shang Qinghua may not be a fighter, but he’s a million shades of completely offended!!! Sure, he’s weak and frail and uses a catalyst, of all things, but if people like Klee and Yanfei can be OP then he totally can be too, aaahhh!!! Moreover, it’s not even his fault that he took a hit, it was the fault of the young “professional” distracting him! One thing no-one ever tells you about getting isekai’d is that it’s so much harder to fight without distractions when you’re there in person!!!
“Sorry, sorry! This one didn’t intend to get in your way, aaaahh! This one meant no disrespect by his intrusion on your fight!” Stupid, I was the one who was here first, so even if I am weak I’m really not grateful for you stepping in to save me!!!!! But Qinghua doesn’t say that because he at least knows enough to know that you can’t just go around being an ass in these kinds of plots, really, because then you’re just going to become a hated B-plot NPC! And, well, Shang Qinghua may be a coward and very incompetent in a lot of respects, but he refuses to let himself sink to that level. “This lowly one is very grateful for your involvement, ah, could I trouble you with some kind of repayment?”
don’t starve. / accepting.
pspspspsps send me memes aha
theircurse
‘ It’s okay, Mister ! I don’t mind ! ‘
╰ ★ █║ ⁞ — ˗ˏˋ IT WAS AN AMICABLE RESPONSE and yet, they’re more than curious. They had felt kind of obligated to help after being just by the man when he had managed to scatter his belongings all over the pavement. But they can’t help but listen to the peculiar way in which he would speak. Who the heck just refers to to themselves as ‘ THIS PERSON ‘ ? He did realize that words like ‘ I ‘ existed, right ?
Another thing they found really weird were the sheer amount of PAPERS the man carried about him. Who needed that many papers ? Certainly, the papers WEREN’T as ordinary as a grocery list or something. Were those papers full of top secret adult stuff like evil plans from evil organizations ? That was the only thing they could think of. The child honestly wished they had been able to take a peek before the paper had been taken back but … well, they lost their chance NOW. But certainly, that wouldn’t have stopped them from asking him.
‘ What was all that STUFF ? That was a LOT of paper ! ‘
Feeling somewhat embarrassed about having been so formal towards a child--and remembering too late that it’s really not the sort of thing you’d say in Japanese--he corrects his mistake, switching to a more ordinary style of speaking.
“Eh? Ahh, well, it’s... I’m a writer, so it was just writing. Stuffed into my bag.” Because I hate myself, obviously, that’s why everything is so disorganized in the first place. Not that he says this part out loud, he must appear strange enough as it is with his more than old-fashioned clothing. In his own defense, it had seemed weird at the time to take the body of a character who was supposed to be a cultivator and then go on to just wear the kinds of sloppy clothes he always did! Though in retrospect, it probably looks weirder like this.
“Anyways, it’s not really something a child should be reading at all, you know? It’s really for adults, hahaha, so I’m probably lucky you didn’t see it...” And luckier still that it wasn’t anything important to the Peak Lords, otherwise he really would have been in for it this time!!! It’s the best case scenario that it actually had been his personal writing!!! That said, this is a child he’s talking to, so it’s not like they would have known. Even if they do look a little odd, it’s probably a trend or something, since Qinghua really doesn’t keep up with that kind of thing.
Actually, wait a moment!!! No, it really is odd that a child came up to him by themself and offered help!!! Sure, it’s not uncommon to see kids out doing chores, but it’s not at all normal for one to help out a stranger like that without their parents around!!! “Um. Are you lost? Do you have parents somewhere?”
