[raineymazecave]

well that just mackles my more

[etica]

🌽: why did the tomato blush 🍅: why 🌽: because he saw the salad dressing 🍅: lol girl with septum piercing: honestly it didn’t even hurt

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[gaycism]

[joshmuratori]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[this-is-me-irl]

[pencilcomics]

What my week old spaghetti sees when I’m microwaving it at 4 am

[foulserpent]

self care is drinking directly from a puddle in the taco bell drive thru

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

One time when I was like 7 I was eating a baby bottle pop and I inhaled the powder and I was suffocating so my mom made me get out of the car and drink from a puddle in a Walmart parking lot

[mooglemain]

this is how my voice sounds in my head

[jumex]

I think about this everyday

[morsuna-deactivated20230116]

[onlytwitterpics]

[egodepth-deactivated20180727]

Uhhhh… Not sure if the original poster knows how small a violin is- let me break it down for you. It’s too small to live in. Violins are musical instruments that are to be played by people and they are small enough to carry on your shoulder, so no, you can’t live inside of one. It’s a shame I even have to explain this, people these days aren’t involved with the arts and rather listen to rap music.

[philtardis]

^ TRUE….

[mooglemain]

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[cacklecrypt]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

What the fuck ravisher125 just laying his friend’s shit out on the table for everyone to see first and last name

[flmblr]

amanda seyfried: you’re killing people!

megan fox: no i’m killing boys!

me: 

[conbiniiko]

[aesopquarriman]

the care bears always make fun of bedtime bear bc hes tired all the time and accidentally falls asleep but its only bc he stays up all night to make sure that everyone else sleeps well and to banish nightmares and protect people

[flowerpotsandpennykettles]

@kitthemisfit

[kitthemisfit]

[metagrammed]

[with-practice]

Me af

[viscraeldeactivated1]

i dont remember when i made this

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

I’m Marie Claire