[kitthemisfit]

[iphigeniacomplex]

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

[iamanewvagina101]

what r ur kinks

I'm consumed by grief

[lakewinnipeg]

I need to get laid (starts running

[ceruleanheaven]

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

[penandinkprincess]

truly few things instantly put me in a bad mood more than humidity

WHY is the fucking AIR out here TOUCHING ME

get OFF

[carmelcup2]

[moldavite]

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[coldtongue]

“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.

[animatedtext]

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[slowlikehoney1996]

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

[wizard-email]

i am EVIL!!! no I don’t want to join your found family please go away,,

[wizard-email]

I’m literally pointing a death lazer at you

[wizard-email]

*sobs*

[wizard-email]

stop asking about my dad

[skywarpie]

The opening to deadpool 2 where 9 to 5 is playing while he murders everyone only instead its starscream assassinating the Senate

[audiointerference]