Incorrect vampire chronicles quotes:
Lestat: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
Armand: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Armand: Take me to the hospital.
Lestat: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
Louis: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Lestat: I'm even angrier now.
Armand: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Lestat: You're like 17 years old
Armand: I MIGHT DIE AT 34!
Louis: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Lestat: You mean literally or figuratively?
Louis: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify.
Lestat: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Louis: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Lestat: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
Armand: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Armand: Once. In Monopoly.
Louis: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Lestat: I’m a legit snack.
Louis: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Lestat: Stop romanticizing the past.
Louis: Am I going too far?
Daniel: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
Daniel: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even once. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
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