Aisha Kisses

hi i am user impkiss and this is my neoblog where i blog neos and sometimes art here is my main blog and please check out my art blog both are nsfw!! commissions are always open, don't be shy! is my main blogand please check out myart blogboth are nsfw!!commissions are always open, don't be shy!

[king-roothless]

Why I Hate AAA’s Revenge More Than Roothless Himself

While those may seem like harsh words for what I believe to be Jumpstart’s first game on Neopets, I truly hate this monstrosity of a game and the downfall of a site I held so close to my heart it represents.  I’ll try not to be melodramatic throughout this post, but this is a real stab in the gut for me.

Why?  Because the entire game is completely full of 100% stolen content. The art assets, code, and potentially music are all stolen and/or being used in violation of their individual TOS by Jumpstart.  I have receipts after the “Read More” link.

Keep reading

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Spread this around, friendos.

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Your art is precious ok? Ok

TH-THANK U!!! ♥

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what the fuck’s a unicorn

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Well, that was unexpected.

(I couldn’t try again, either.)

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were you a sonic furry, a warriors furry, or a lion king furry

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nah, bruh, Neopets Furry.

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When did this blog get so many followers??? 

Hi guys, what’s up lol

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The only correct answer, here.

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Some experimental painting under a quick and rough sketch. I think it came out decently!

#WhyCantWePetOurNeopets2k16

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Neopets Amie when?

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OH NO I’M SO UPSET I MISSED AISHA DAY

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neoquesters alternate universe? of course neoquest is pretty much an au to begin with

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Holy moly

I hope you guys had happy holidays, ily

[drackonwood]

Whenever I get doubtful of my artwork I just look back at how neopets art started out, and I feel way, way better about mine. 😂

Gosh I love old neopets.

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vandas have been out for like a year (on Neopets’ birthday, no less) and there are still folks who are like “wot wot wot is this????????”

[cloysterbell]

So Neopets are the dominant species of Neopia meaning that they hold all the positions of power and in the work force and all that. Do painted pets have a hierarchy over basic pets? If two Lupes were competing for a job and one was blue while the other was royal, would the position go to the royal pet? Are some jobs barred from basic pets because they’re too high class or whatever? Because we’ve seen in universe that King Hagan for example is a green Skeith which means that at least when it comes to royalty, anything goes, but royalty is most often a bloodline thing so that’s not necessarily relevant. Looking at the various NPCs on the site (I’m playing Round Table Poker right now), there’s a white Kiko, a desert? Kau, a blue Draik, and a green Ixi so there seems to be a fair mix of the two but it still seems that the majority of NPCs are basic colors or in rare occasions, low-tier painted (ie. starry, striped). Whether that was just TNT being lazy or what, it’s still curious. 

Also what about two-legged vs four-legged? Looking at the shopkeepers, there seems to be a fair mix but every time there’s a four-legged character, they’re most often anthropomorphized (see the Slushie Shop or the Neophome Super Store). I mean, naturally a four-legged creature that lacks hands and thumbs wouldn’t be able to do certain things like work at a bank counting money, but still, would they be given a fair chance or would they be shot down immediately if they attempted to gain employment at certain places? 

Rarer pets too. Are LE pets more sought after in the work place because they’re rare? Are Draiks and Krawks seen as the holy grail of employees and diversity? 

Furthermore, are Darigan pets discriminated against because they’re Darigan? What are Meridellian’s current opinions towards Darigan pets? Are they still biased because of the crazy shit that Lords Darigan and Kass pulled? How do Neopians feel about Grundos as they’re technically from Doran and live on Kreludor and not actually Neopia? How does discovering a new paint brush color work in-universe? How do the various species feel about inflation and the fact that bread costs less than a rotten tomato salad? Are there any other natural pet biases besides Lupes and Chias? How do Kikos actually move if they’re just shitty balls with arms? 

I have so many questions. 

[allgoodthingsflowintomaraqua]

I don’t think Neopets are the dominant species in Neopia, though. You’ve got characters like King Skarl and King Altador that rule specific kingdoms (Meridell and Altador, respectively) but then there’s Fyora, who technically is queen of Faerieland but also has access to all sorts of superpowers and ancient relics, to the point where she literally sells this stuff in the Hidden Tower. Even powerful Neopets look up to her. During that one plot, the fall of Faerieland and subsequent petrification of all the Faeries meant that Neopia was essentially doomed, and it was all orchestrated by a Neopet that thought that the Faeries hoarded too much power and needed to be knocked down several pegs.

So basically what I’m saying is that the Faeries could rule Neopia in its entirety if they wanted, and probably already are, but in a low-key fashion because they don’t want to provoke any suspicion/additional violent uprisings. Clearly they are the dominant species of this planet.

[cloysterbell]

Ahh, you’re right, I totally forgot about the faeries. You make a good point though. 

Fyora definitely rules Neopia though which makes me wonder just how much power Kings Skarl and Hagan and Altador and Roo actually have or if they’re more like figureheads rather than any actual political power. 

[spindlesilk]

Alien Aisha Aesthetic

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oh, hey