Where there is light

There will always be darkness present AU Future Sting trapped in Future Rogue's mind cause why not-- AKA -- Crack Blog

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☸ [/slam dunks a giant ass snowball on his head]

@aithusaas

Sting has waited 112 years to SLAM DUNK that snowball on Rogue’s head

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@guidingkeys​ continuation from xxx

“Perish -- oh wait. You can’t.”

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when the whole fam is maf

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This is how Sting operates in @future-rogue‘s head

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@future-rogue just felt the need to remind you of this

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@future-rogue

[friguxcor]

hotlightning

is this that one tumblr text post out of gray’s mouth

@future-rogue

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@aithusaas

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@white-dragneel

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I’m going offline to play video games and maybe revamp my Rogues. I’ll be back later!

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Future Rogue: Sorry I haven't been coming to the guild... I lost Frosch a few years ago...

Sting: You lost her? Did you find her?

Future Rogue: ...

Sting: oh... OH! OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY

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aithusaas:

“Man, I guess all you and my Rogue are the same after all. I was hoping to have a fun conversation with you. Well I guess the only difference would’ve been my Rogue throwing the book at me instead of suggesting it.”

“Rogue and I should be the same, well at least similar. It would make sense wouldn’t it? — Ah.. Well.. I see. I guess I was just not ready to live up to your teacher fetish Sting.  Oh.. He would? You have yet to do anything to warrant me to throw a book at you.“

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“He shows no restraint with me probably because we’ve been stuck together for years. Anyway, enough about that! Tell me, do you have your own Sting? What’s he like? Devilishly handsome? Reliable? Has he already tried something like what I just did with you?”

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if you dare taint his little sister while he's away, you'll be dead

tfw you’re dead but you can feel death at your door

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aithusaas:

“Wanna explain puberty to me?”

“… I can get you a book on the matter, if you have further questions you can ask.. uhh.. Lady Minerva.”

[aithusaas]

“Man, I guess all you and my Rogue are the same after all. I was hoping to have a fun conversation with you. Well I guess the only difference would’ve been my Rogue throwing the book at me instead of suggesting it.”

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aithusaas:

@sangdombre

“I spy with my little eye a girl that looks like Rogue with boobs”

Looks down to her chest then back to Sting.

“That tends to happen when you are female.. and have gone through puberty.”

[aithusaas]

“Wanna explain puberty to me?”

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@sangdombre

“I spy with my little eye a girl that looks like Rogue with boobs”

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@any zeref 

“Please pick up your child ( @white-dragneel ) and please tell him that I am not his mother. He’s a terror to other children.”

[aithusaas]

“Come on, Rogue. That’s my son, and by extension, you’re son as well. Just give him a stern lecturing!”

[aithusaas]

Casually sharing the same theme as @white-dragneel cause reasons i really like the way it looked shhh, about page added, added a bit more information about Sting on the rules page. Once I start making icons again, I think this blog will be ready to bother @future-rogue with @white-dragneel again :D

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This blog has been abandoned for so long I almost forgot the email account this was associated with. My blog says "highly selective" and then I turn my back around and start following everyone who follows me lmao, so much for that. "I have high standards" someone follows me "oh no. They meet all my requirements"

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@future-rogue

Is kinda hungry tbh

Sees something white

Starts nibbling on Rogue’s ponytail. It’s tasty.

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Sprays Sting with a squirt water bottle. “Stop that. Bad Sting! Bad!”

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