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I realize now that hellboy comics are where it’s at

i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond

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it only just occurred to me that this post is way funnier if you know that my dad has had a scar on his face since before i was born, left there by a dachshund attack

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I had to recreate the song from scratch just to make this joke so you’re welcome lmao

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Reason to Live #1519

That very specific smell of your lover that makes you feel warm and comfortable and happy - Guest Submission

(Please don’t add negative comments to these posts.)

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when i ask “did you get home safe?” i mean i love you and the thought of you at risk makes me ache

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Always.

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Medusa but instead of snakes her hair is made of these guys

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fellow DMs listen to me.

if one or more of your players roll to seduce: own it. It’s world building. It’s character building. Sex ain’t a free action. Bring that fucker to the bedroom. Think about your NPC’s sexual traits. Roll dexterity. Make your players roll constitution saves. Give them challenges. If they don’t please the beast, go praying mantis on them. What’s weaker than a bard? A naked bard. Their AC has now been hella dropped. Maybe they succeed and all is well, but that displacer beast is clingy and keeps encountering the party.

So the next time some smug players seduces your encounter, you smirk and you turn the tables on them. :)