call me apple juice the way i be made from apple.

i am also a fan of that one lawyer twink from ace attorney. thank you. any/all, rhanks you.

[aj-ustice]

no more!!!

they are blowing me up someday! hooray!

[aj-ustice]

The problem qith being excited about things is that if you're on the bus or train snd you can't express it, it very quickly morphs into the urge to grab and crush like image attached.

[aj-ustice]

IM GONNA BLOW UP

[aj-ustice]

If the world was fair and just, all bad things wouldn't happen and all good things would and also i would get estrogen and tblockers and the prime minister would come to my house and shake my hand and hand me my official name change document that goes into legal effect immediately. If only.

[aj-ustice]

Now that i only have four exams left, it is time to get back into baking/cooking as a hobbie. Number one on the 'gender is bread rolls. Then after that, tomato sauce, and after that

Uhh...

Maybe a pie, apple and pear pie.

Yeah. Sounds good.

[aj-ustice]

I don't drink, but i do keep a metal hip flask in my breast pocket just in case someone tries to shoot me in the heart.

[aj-ustice]

I am going to be so real with all of you internet people. I do not know how this webbed site or application works. I put my words and pictures into the box, add funny words to tbe tags, click the nice blue button and go back to scrolling through funny images on the page that opens first thing.

I feel like i am reverse engineering a calculator when it comes to pressing the buttons underneath posts.

[aj-ustice]

Haha not knowing how to talk to people is fun! I haven't been to the doctors for anything other than a extreme medical emergency since i was a baby. Soooo fun!!!

[filmphotofranz]

[kaban-bang]

[aj-ustice]

Generative bullshit would only be good if:

1. It had no effect on the planet or others.

2. Companies weren't allowed to do shit with it, only the common man was allowed to play with the echo box.

And

3. It's only use was hooking up to your mind so you could create a rough base of that one thing that you can visualise but feel inadequate in skill to properly create. Like a yager from Pacific rim but not giant cool fucking mechas.

If those three things can be achieved, yay!

[aj-ustice]

BEHOLD!

THE BEAST!!!

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[aj-ustice]

So close to just giving up and doing nothing for the rest of my break. Just rotting away watching the same movies over and over.

[aj-ustice]

sometimes there is just a person that your friends are friends with that when you interact with them, you feel like you're doing something wrong and then you feel like shit afterward.

like, you can't really say anything but it kinda fuckin sucks to be around them or interact with them at all, even by themselves.

[aj-ustice]

image cakes are so cool

if they put one of those machines where you can print an image onto a cake and then you can eat it, i would be so broke but so funny. i would drive an hour to go to my best friend's house just to give them a shitty store cake with this image on it

like what the fuck would stop me, it wouldn't break any rules, it isn't sexual, its a tamer version of the MHA-stillborn-bakudeku-mpreg art.

[aj-ustice]

Art dump time!

all of these are for a quiz im making for friends!