I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldnpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

[ajanithefluff]

Mr. Darcy: Is this a new person? I'm against new people.

[kiaracarreras]

Maze Runner: The Death Cure | Official Trailer [HD] | 20th Century FOX

[aki-anyway]

When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.

[janeaustentextposts]

[ollieplimsolls]

open rp

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

[taahko]

is pepsi ok

[ollieplimsolls]

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

[taahko]

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

[otmaromanovas]

David: *plays a secret chord* The Lord: nice! You: meh

[nachiopistachio-deactivated2021]

“today is the only day you can reblog this”

[officialqueer]

I didn’t realize that 1) Phineas and Ferb was ten years old and 2) it ended two years ago??

[focusongaylove]

[livingtheamericanmeme-blog]

View this post on Instagram

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[bey]

I hope you all find someone who never stops wanting to get to know you

[gothicprep]

[shamus-mctot]

Congrats to my aunt who sent me a card using a bird sticker instead of a real stamp.

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[kodaksnacks-blog]

😂😂😂 why he do that poor baby like that

[unwinona]

I just added ten years to my life by watching this

TURN THE SOUND ON JUST DO IT

[theladytrickster]

These things are fuckin lethal man, I went on one a couple years ago and it felt like my legs were just swept out from under me

[tsuyukami]

[angelicprocess-deactivated20210]

Me too

[thenatsdorf]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Why pandas are endangered. [full video]

[raptorific]

My roommates got mad at me for referring to Fantasy Football as “Madden: The Gathering”