AJ Bloom Author

I write horror and romance. I’m just starting out, so we’ll play around and see what happens.

[frozenartscapes]

Huntr/x doing an interview and the host refuses to let the topic of “which Saja Boys x Huntr/x ship do you like the most” die so Rumi decides three things simultaneously

1. This topic was not agreed upon in the briefs beforehand so she and her team aren’t answering squat

2. This guy keeps asking her “what’s your favourite ship” completely unaware that part of being an avid train enthusiast means having secondary, yet at times equally strong, interests in other forms of transportation and this guy just gave her the opening of a lifetime

3. She finally has a platform and a live audience and this particular rant needs to be heard, dammit

And what follows trends online for weeks afterward and becomes affectionately known as “Rumi’s Surprise Lecture on Why the Carpathia was the Best Ship”

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Owen Lars died a few days before the end of Revenge of the Sith

so when a bedraggled, light-haired and light-skinned man showed up on her doorstep carrying a child, Beru Whitesun saw a solution to all her problems: identity fraud to get out of paying death taxes to the Hutts and ensure she had enough help running the farm

she even got a free baby out of the deal, and was able to convince her totally-not-new 'husband' that this would keep him safe from the new Empire as well!

this does, of course, add an additional layer of awkwardness to the arrival of Artoo and Threepio at the start of A New Hope

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Luke: hey Uncle Owen, these droids we bought say that they belong someone named Obi-Wan Kenobi who they claim lives near here, do you know who that could be?

'Owen,' sweating: he, uh, died

Luke: oh, did you know him then?

'Owen,' sweating harder: how about we just wipe these droids' memories in the morning and forget this whole conversation, how does that sound son??

[puryartist]

Thia the yapper

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And I’m thinking of making it an MFF book, with a human and her two demon lovers who hate each other. Still undecided on that, but thinking about it.

[ajbloomauthor]

Best way to describe this book is Hellraiser meets K-Pop Demon Hunters.

[ajbloomauthor]

And I’m thinking of making it an MFF book, with a human and her two demon lovers who hate each other. Still undecided on that, but thinking about it.

[ajbloomauthor]

Just dropped my first monster smut novel! 🚀 THE HUNGER IN HER BONES is live.

A stranded engineer, one dangerously attentive android, and a possessive alien creature who knows exactly what he wants. It's dark, spicy, and full of desperate survival.

If you like your aliens feral and your romance with a edge of horror, you'll want to check this one out.

https://a.co/d/2JAciKg

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and Done!!!!

[ajbloomauthor]

My novella is like Thrum by Meg Smitherman meets Alien meets Stargate, while being super spicy 🌶️. She’s a biologist on an alien world. He is an alien bioweapon with a secret desire to find a mate.

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[chryza]

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

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Alien by Paolo Rivera

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[blanchebees]

Freaky girls

Tip jar

[ajbloomauthor]

My type of pinup!

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Wedding by Zarzaliel

[ekdarnellbooks]

This is the vibe!

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Kill Credit card Companies

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This blog supports pornographic and erotic artists and developers, and wishes them good luck in finding fucking anything that'll take them nowadays

Bless you all, and may the puritan fucks pushing you out of everywhere know nothing but pain and sorrow

[raven-bythesea]

I never did post Ramir's dread form huh

[ajbloomauthor]

See, those long arms are just real good for extra strong hugs. And other… things… 😏