The Least Likely to Win Club

Hey, it's me, AjentMM. Who? Exactly. Wow, I haven't edited this bio in a while, I'm not on Twitter or DevianART anymore. Try finding my Blusky instead. Oh! and my YouTube channel. All same username.

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[ajentmm]

YAY, A NEW VIDEO! and it's about Link. You know that guy.

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

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[snoleopard7]

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[akron-squirrel]

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Fesh Pince of Blair

[sabertoothwalrus]

ah my favorite zelda game *looks at smudged writing on my hand* Wind Baker

[husbanddaughter]

they literally deleted all existing reblogs of that post from existence btw<3

[freelance-fiend]

and theyre tryin to delete it all again

[punkitt-is-here]

so I had an interesting time yesterday

[ajentmm]

At long last, a new "full length" video of How to Make DC20 Characters, feature your favorite elf (presumably). Enjoy.

[aroace-polyshow]

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Wait, it's a sex thing? I've always assumed it was a supervillain giving his henchman orders to destroy the lithe young hero invading his evil lair.

[hobbular]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yes exactly!

[snailfarts]

[delmondo]

look. minecraft civil rights dlc. i get it. it is a dead horse the day it was unveiled. but i would like to ask the very question we all want to know the answer to. why did they not include malcolm x.

[blogfeind]

[tiredangelaziegler]

I thought this was a shitpost

I really thought this was a shitpost

[jillkatze]

make your own moon child sound board

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[ros-sauce]

I knew what I wanted to do the Moment I unlocked this feature

[ros-sauce]

Idk can you give me a hint

[cinnabarblood]

[iamoutofideas]

[iamoutofideas]

to anyone wondering nintendo sued tech hobbyist gary bowser for $10 million us dollars forcing him into paying them for the rest of his life & also sent him to jail (article link). he has a gofundme for setting himself back up again:

Donate to GaryOPA Restarting His Life, organized by Gary Bowser

Hello everyone, my name is Gary Bowser aka GaryOPA as many of you know I am now in the process… Gary Bowser needs your support for GaryOPA R

[rated-a-for-awesome]

He's close to getting his goal met.

Would be nice to hit that goal before his birthday in May if we can

[ouijamoon]

[rapicho]

ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun

[totally-cis-offical]

Yeah like that was legitimately my first thought so that might genuinely have been the intent

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]