{ melting }

[pendvlums]

                           ❝ i was talking about the GARAGE sale, man. chill. i mean, who doesn’t love a good bargain ? but hey, if you’re offering yourself to me for five bucks, i’ll take it. you’re not my usual type but       ❞

[ajlmao-blog]

“You don’t need to give me any money to get me to sleep with you but if you’ve got five dollars you want to give me anyways i’ll put on my sexy boxers,” 

[blakeyhq-blog]

“Obnoxious is cool nowadays, that’s a great personnality traits I’d say.” He gave him a wink. “Wait is that supposed to be a compliment or something ? I never thought about myself as a funky flamingo before.”

[ajlmao-blog]

“Is it, you think? I thought being like, suave and confident was cool.” AJ laughed lightly. “A compliment? Sure, I think funky flamingos are fun,” 

[louisil-blog]

“Listen, I just get really attached to my things, okay?” Ben smiled followed by a short laugh.

[ajlmao-blog]

“Maybe too attached. Don’t get lost in all the junk,”

[ajlmao-blog]

,,

[blakeyhq-blog]

“What do you mean by ‘complete opposite’ ? Like you’re not nervous at all or ? Because if that’s the case, you’re lucky. And yeah, I did. Lucky me.” He chuckled, running his fingers through his hair. “You know what ? That exactly sounds like something I could wear, to be honest. How did you know ?”

[ajlmao-blog]

“Yeah, I’m actually pretty obnoxious and out there,” He shrugged. “See, I knew it. I just guessed, honestly. You look like a funky flamingo sort of guy.”

[sharpencd-deactivated20171209]

“wow, kudos to you for taking the time to get rid of half of your things. i kinda just threw everything in a suitcase when i flew over here, probably still in the suitcase as we speak. on a more relevant note, can i put dibs on any funky mugs? dibs on a garage sale is a thing… down payment? this is a very important matter.“ 

[ajlmao-blog]

“Yeah, I pretty much gave most of it away so it wasn’t hard. Funky mugs? I might have a few, but one of them says WEED LUVR on it. Honestly, don’t ask, it was an old prop. You can just have them,”

[blakeyhq-blog]

“Oh but I am sometimes, depends of things. I used to be quite nervous when it came to talk in public… I’m over that now so it’s quite alright.” Blake replied with a shrug. “What are they like, mate ? Maybe you’re right.” He smiled. “Nice to meet you too !”

[ajlmao-blog]

“I’m like, the complete opposite. But you overcame it, so that’s great. Uh-- they’re like-- well, one of them is kind of flowery like if Mick Jagger and Stevie Nicks had a baby that decided to design a shirt and the other one is just a button up with flamingos all over it.”

[louisil-blog]

I have never had a garage sale in my life. My stuff just piles up.

[ajlmao-blog]

“That’s probably not good, have you tried donating any of your old stuff? Do I need to call the producers of Hoarders?”

[blakeyhq-blog]

“oh it’s fine, i’m pretty sure i have the same habit… mostly when i’m nervous though. Oh really ? Might have to take a look at those then, if they suits my style and all.” Blake said with a los chuckle as he looked down to the boy’s moves. “I’m Blake, by the way.”

[ajlmao-blog]

“You don’t look like the nervous type,” AJ told him. “I think they do, then again, I don’t really know you like that so maybe I’m wrong. Just guessing,” He said. “AJ, nice to meet you,” 

[omarpush-blog]

“sounds like a real struggle. don’t know how you’re even breathing right now. my heart goes out to you and the people that have to deal with the same thing. not like there are people who can’t even afford to buy food on a daily bases or anything.”

[ajlmao-blog]

“Okay, first off-- even if I was complaining, everyone has issues and there’s always someone who’s going to have it worse than you, so having the mindset that you can’t ever be upset about something because ‘other people have it worse’ is actually a pretty unhealthy way to think and then you end up bottling things up. Second off, if someone was really happy would you tell them to stop being so happy because other people are getting married or having their first kid or doing other super happy things? No, you wouldn’t. Third, I wasn’t complaining, I was just telling you about my garage sale because I have a lot of junk I don’t need anymore. I don’t give a shit if you don’t go. I don’t give a shit if you do. But unless you spend your free time working with charities and working at soup kitchens and give all of your extra money to people who are less off than you and you don’t ever complain or have a hard time in your own life, I really, really don’t want to ever hear you bug me about my quote unquote struggle. Rant over.” 

[hailcybaldwin-blog]

“damn, these first world problems are truly heartbreaking. please do tell me more about not being able to fit everything in one bedroom. i’ll spare you the story of how the rest of us have to steal our things to be able to even have something.”

[ajlmao-blog]

“What first world problem? Because like last time I checked nothing about what I said was in any way shape or form a complaint or whining about one bedroom. Literally all I said was I have too much extra stuff to fit in my room here so I’m having a garage sale. Like, do you walk up to everyone who isn’t homeless or starving or mega poor and talk to them condescendingly about their ‘problems’? Cause like, news flash: someone’s always gonna have it worse than you do. No matter what. Remind me never to ask you for a band-aid, I’m sure you’d tell me my paper cut was a first world problem and then proceed to tell me about how there are starving children somewhere and I wouldn’t even get a band-aid.”

[chershorowitzsarchive-blog]

               " or you could just donate it? i mean it would save you the effort of having to sit outside and wait for someone to come by and actually be interested in whatever it is you have to offer. “

[ajlmao-blog]

“I mean, I’m gonna give most of it away at the sale anyways, but I already donated huge boxes of clothes and shit before I moved back over here and I have some pieces of furniture and other nick nacks to get rid of too that can’t really go in a donation box so I’m just gonna knock it all out from the comfort of my own garage.”

[pendvlums]

                           ❝ i’ll give you five dollars now for all your JUNK. ❞

[ajlmao-blog]

“We’re both still talking about a garage sale, right?”

[ajlmao-blog]

,,

[gvbriellas-blog1]

“if i was looking for a smart ass comment i would have just talked to myself.”

[ajlmao-blog]

“Hey, I was just messing with you, no need to self-burn yourself.”

[blakeyhq-blog]

Wow… So all of this was for to say that in the end ? Oh well, garage sale sounds alright, i might come around if I’m not too busy. Thanks for telling me, by the way.

[ajlmao-blog]

“Yeah, I have a bad habit of going to Chicago to get to Miami when I talk sometimes. But yeah, no problem. You know I might even have some wacky shirts that look your size and style,” AJ said, reaching out and giving a small tug on the other boy’s sleeve. 

[gvbriellas-blog1]

“people still have garage sales?”

[ajlmao-blog]

“No, of course not, how silly. People don’t ever accumulate old furniture and clothes and other miscellaneous items they don’t need anymore. That would be ridiculous, old stuff you don’t use anymore just disappears after the Junk Fairy flies through.”