when i walk into jury duty on crutches… well now we both look stupid huh

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when i walk into jury duty on crutches… well now we both look stupid huh
is yr url a johnlock reference. I'm sorry for asking you this but this is killing me.
not me keeping this url for 10 years and wearing it through my various fandom phases like a poisonous frog skin so that no new ppl can ever doubt what i am before hitting follow, only for you to ask me this question
the answer is i am empress grandmama and johnlock is my anastasia. i am heathcliff and johnlock is my catherine earnshaw. johnlock is my unconsummated 1st love who went to the war and probably died but every time i fuck someone new i think to myself "i wonder if he would have fucked better." etc
in the panoptihudcon
idk guys have some more hudcon banners i'm at my limit i'm overstimulated i'm overwhelmed there's too much happening they've literally been inside each other
like his bf AND his gf
really to that post is just hudson being annoyed about having words out in his mouth. i will not cease to rpf
Connor at the GQ after party via Hudson on Threads
Hudson and Connor Met Gala bathroom selfie via Hudson on Threads
utah i need you to PROVE you’re not the coyotes. DO IT. PROVE IT
well. they might be the arizona coyotes!
utah i need you to PROVE you’re not the coyotes. DO IT. PROVE IT
somehow it comes up that troy had a crush on shane and was going to ask for his number. and after troy gets ribbed by his teammates and ilya makes a big scene, shane is like, “well i never would’ve gone out with you lol.”
and troy smiles, “right, because you were with roz the whole time.”
“i mean, yes, but also because you and dallas kent spent years calling me and jj ‘rush hour’ and asking hayden if his wife was his beard to cover up his big gay relationship with me.”
the rest of the centaurs blink. harris puts his head in his hands and groans.
and troy’s like, “oh. right. sorry about that :/“
recenter they dont know we're mice
*walking through the empty dash loud as fuck* shane got FREAKY in Tampa
what flavour of freak is currently inhabiting your mind
Emotional Intimacy
i can’t believe buffalo destroyed boston 6-1 today and it’s all because of heated rivalry
someone i blocked was a steelers fan? that’s a 2 for 1 baby