Here's To Me

Just a person a part of all the other persons living on a personal world of persons. IG: @a_john_quintana

[lispenardsstreet]

On Irish trains we have train magazines for some reason and I would like to inform u that hozier is on the cover

[notkatniss]

so ur telling me they just say go rail hozier. Mood

[thebeatlebird]

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

[uptional]

[ibuprofen300mg-deactivated20190]

[shodaw]

Im alwYs absentmindedly playing with my foreskin lol

[captainevans]

remember how low chris’ voice dropped when he said he wants to be a daddy because i sure af do

[salty-red-mage]

[dojacat]

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

this my girl pegging me for the first time after i told her i never had anything in my hole before and we getting into it hot and heavy but then she hear me moan “marcus” whos her brother who i met 2 years ago in my last year of college and had a secret night of passionate love making with on the night before graduation but we both agreed to never talk about it again because marcus decided he was straight and never wanted to talk to me again so i started dating his sister because i needed to be close to him again and because my hole hasnt been the same before since that night and i need him inside of me again

[slavery]

[unfaggy]

[forza-tricolor-deactivated20181]

W-I-L-D

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[kendollmostwanted]

[twitterlols]

[preventive]

[ajq38-blog]

Is the kool-aid man okay?

[teesadutta]

[boymercuryx]

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

Colin Jost really is beautiful but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t attracted to Pete Davidson.

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

People in the notes are referring to Leslie Jones as “the girl at the end” and I’m disappointed in humanity.

[xchvnge-deactivated20190227]

so being in an open bay full of Army men (50 others) isn’t as hot as you gays think. they smell, are super childish, and some don’t shower for 2-3 days before having someone higher ranking than them tell them to go shower.. this is not like the porns y’all watch where everyone has abs and are complete studs. there’s legit one attractive male here and he’s my friend unfortunately so I can’t even make a pass on him 🙄

[ajq38-blog]

Literally what it's like in a frat. Stop. Y'alls. Shit.

[ampervadasz]

[back-that-sass-up]

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

[docteryn]

I would be dead

[somecutething]

Someone put a bone on top of the glass table, with the dog underneath it. 

[randomsplashes]

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

they tore down my childhood home in istanbul. i visited last winter break and saw this nine foot statue in its place

[joeshmo]

Caillou, stealer of souls, destroyer of homes

[queen-ofxthe-clouds]

I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

[the-last-of-the-frosty-boys]

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

[fish-food-s]

holy fucking shit

[lazyproblems]

SIGN ME TF UP

[daily-spongebob]

GreatestSurveys.com is amazing it’s basically this scene in Spongebob

[the-bloody-teapot-is-us]

Is this actually real

[calmnoqualm]

its legit, just got paid by them the other day

[moneypets]

THE MONEY CATS APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE

[bithmst-blog]

This shit my future job..

[trailer-park-jesus]

I will clarify that this is real. I actually do this in my spare time for gift cards and stuff to make online purchases.

[examinate]

[approvedtrash]

Reblog to save a bank account