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26 ♐ He/Him

[jackalopescruff]

NEVER ever forget to plan for the Minotaur. ALWAYS factor the Minotaur into your plans DO NOT FORGET THIS

[catasters]

[neunhofferart]

Nearly pissed myself laughing earlier when I saw this absolute Looney Tunes truck attempting to transport an oversized mattress down the road with only a couple tiny bungee cords holding on for dear life, while it ballooned out behind the truck like a drag racing parachute:

[jncos]

vengaboys haiku

We like to party.

We like, we like to party.

We like to party.

[nemfrog]

Nervous system network. Spinal Treatment. 1912.

Internet Archive

[bukauglavi]

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[grerardway]

[wordswithimages]

[pnglove]

[jetix]

2026-06-07

[ransomnote]

inspiring: this young hoe is 49

[jewfrogs]

recently saw this screenshot in the wild and lost my mind because i knew it wasnt supposed to say girl. its ladykins. its get off the cross ladykins. i know this because ladykins is not something my brain could make up and i remember ladykins. and i was sincerely wondering if someone put in the work to censor ladykins for some inscrutable purposes but then i looked it up and

turns out that actually rupaul made the same tweet twice with 1 word changed 8 months apart. he meditated on this for 8 months and 5 days and the word ladykins came to him. i initially thought he copy pasted the first tweet but i dont think thats true anymore i dont think he was operating with any memory of the first tweet i think these words were always in him and will always be. second tweet did way worse by the way. the people did not respond to ladykins

[bippus]

lol your kinda cute Not to be too aggressive or anything but I’ll rend you limb from limb

[04k96]

[02decay]

by Robert Saucier

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[pmamtraveller]

"Everything Appears as it is: Infinite" by Alex Dodge