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jackalopescruff

NEVER ever forget to plan for the Minotaur. ALWAYS factor the Minotaur into your plans DO NOT FORGET THIS

princesszelda

seaglass carousel by george tsypin (2015) - nyc

unteriors

Finch Street, Stafford Heights (Brisbane), Queensland.

dailyraytummy

#hiiiii

deathgasmic

*kicking my feet n giggling* you're kinda scary

kyotoprotocols

squiddoodlebug

From Hondo and Fabian, illustrated by Peter McCarty, first published 2002

#oooooooohhhh i like this a lot #very friendly face

smeagles

lotms2 all fun and games til they start showing tumblr screenshots

#DON'T

gerardwaysbob

🥀

3cheers

Gerard: at the early shows I refused to say the name of the band because I didn’t want them to know if I was gay or not

3cheers

xvisualtreasure08x

sunshinetomorrow

hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!

are you thirty? have a sip!

are you hungry? have a spack!

have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.

are you stick? purt your indies!

do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!

are you tired? break your togs!

do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.

are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!

I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)

xanaxfarts

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

nattousan

#ratatouille

hollowtones

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.