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NEVER ever forget to plan for the Minotaur. ALWAYS factor the Minotaur into your plans DO NOT FORGET THIS

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

fidefortitude-deactivated202011

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

world-heritage-posts

world heritage post

hollowtones

My blog has outlived the first comment which means my posts are full of wisdom.

holly-warbs

Sketchbook drawing from a moment in Verőce, Hungary.

chemicalico

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

eatthekidsfirst

friends with consequences

g75bxcjh

i somehow found my way to the “what did the drunkest person at the party last night do?” thread

mysticalalleycat

I don’t know why I love this post so much but it makes me laugh every time.

fortuneaday

phlegmaphoto

omtai

oh log we’re really in it now

lesspopped

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

#THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER #i got a horrible sunburn recently and uhh YEAH #i wish i had had some good sunscreen

rcktpwr

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

Use your PTO

kind of a milf.

none needed brother

love when someone unironically posts some shit like "bring back cucumbers" they went away??

catchymemes

orlyofhousesnark

leashamariel

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

creekfiend

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

gorey

[ID: screenshot of a discord message from Raven, reading: "two things you could mention: my EBT card was stolen and I waited months after reordering it for it to arrive only to find out my benefits were canceled for insufficient proof that I am a poor and hungry boy. and it's the anniversary of Alice's death soon and I want to be able to take time for her and get a few things for an offering. oh yeah and we really need to do laundry and get new clothes and bedding too cuz the rain and wildlife has rendered a lot of our stuff unwearable." /END ID]

06/14/26 2:44pm - my unhoused friend Raven is asking for some funds asap because overdraft ate some funds.

Temps are in the 90s with storms rolling in tonight. Raven and their two campmates are all disabled/injured and were recently forced by the police to move camp. they have had complications with the new spot including the heavy rains we've had fucking their shit up. Raven's EBT was denied as well. they need funds for food/water, medical supplies (very serious need, raven recently had surgery and other people are suffering from infected spider and insect bites and necrotizing wounds), fuel and materials to fortify the camp, clothing etc etc. It is also the time surrounding the anniversary of the passing of Raven's campmate/dear friend Maxx's wife, Alice. The group would like to be able to do something meaningful in her memory; there's been a tremendous amount of upheaval this year which you can find throughout my #fr tag as I've been trying to get eyes on these folks' paylinks. I owe a lot to Raven in my life and would like to do my part in helping them and their loved ones survive rn. The summer is gonna be bad here, anything you can send helps

ca: $lizardboi420 / pp: Ravenous_Skidmark / vm: /lizardman420

Goal for today: $45+

Offering art/writing if you dm me with proof of d0nation

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Please share even if you can't contribute!!

gorey

Can anyone help Raven out? They are a violinist who busks to make money and they've been out in the heat. Camp of 3 needs medical supplies, structural things and fuel for the camp, bedding and clothing, food and water!!

$lizardboi420