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26 ♐ He/Him

[jackalopescruff]

NEVER ever forget to plan for the Minotaur. ALWAYS factor the Minotaur into your plans DO NOT FORGET THIS

[novelistparty]

saw this on linkedin today, posted by a real xbox employee to announce they got laid off today

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[thebeatlebird]

.....

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[xvisualtreasure08x]

oh shittttt

[cordspaghetti]

The fact u still Gerard gender post after actually meeting them sends me. Like wow it’s really that dire.

well yes. do you think i got Gerard Way Gender Ending Explained in that hallway!!!

[calcazars]

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

[sentada]

bam margera ville valo womb tats

[bobdylanyaoi]

[stoner--poetry]

Cool. You bought weed from "Dr. Styx N. Twigs." With my money. No, I really am not mad.

[theaterard]

like genuinely whatever idgaf.

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

yknow it took a meme for me to realize every member of greenday is bisexual however, i also didnt really look at pictures of the band greenday before that and like

how was this ever a question? like no shade but this group is like if danny elfman, american flavored gerard way and the “i will find you and i will kill you” guy got blasted with an emo fruitification beam and formed a band

[phantomsandsunsets]

I’m absolutely obsessed with “American flavored Gerard Way” as though Gerard Way wasn’t quite literally born in the godforsaken state of New Jersey

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

HES NOT BRITISH??????

[notunaffected]

OP do you live in a bubble or something?

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

you wish you were me living in my beautiful bubble home with my beautiful bubble wife. you wish

[cgaratenby-deactivated20220830]

listening to “boulevard of broken dreams” it’s hard for me to imagine any more likely place for him to be from than new jersey

[phantomsandsunsets]

I don’t know how to tell you this but Gerard Way did not write Boulevard of Broken Dreams

[emoheritageposts]

March 28, 2021

[themurderscene-deactivated20140]

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

[rnyselfie]

is that my chemical romance?

[penceyprepster-deactivated20160]

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

[chxmical-rxmance]

but it actually is my chemical romance

[losered]

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

[gay-emo-quotes]

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

[wafflesmcgeesus]

I reblog this everytime it comes on my dash and I’m unashamed

[mcr-heritage-posts]

date of origin: january 22, 2014.