“Hi. So, I’m going to need you to help divert attention away from me and kiss me. Thanks. I’ll buy you Starbucks, or something.”
“I mean, I never thought I’d kiss a girl, but alright.... They say that new experiences are the best ones.”
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“Hi. So, I’m going to need you to help divert attention away from me and kiss me. Thanks. I’ll buy you Starbucks, or something.”
“I mean, I never thought I’d kiss a girl, but alright.... They say that new experiences are the best ones.”
ajunbaker: love
“—god, can nothing be a secret for at least two minutes anymore?”
“Not really, honey. I sometimes feel like everyone know what I’ll do before I do it, do you understand? What I’m trying to say is that, when you’re one of the hottest girls around Makai everyone’s entitled to know about your personal life, I guess.”
“… — Wait, you did what?”
“You heard me the first time.” She answered, analyzing her cuticles.
So, I’ve recently taken a job at a day care center, and I swear, I’ve never been more content in my life. The kids are so sweet and nice. One of the little ones, his name is Jessie, has taken to calling me Mr. Sully, it melts my heart.
“That’s sweet. Now, tell me what happened between you and that cute guy.”
“Relax, and tell me everything that happened -- don’t forget any detail.”
“Would you kill me if I said I find all of that stuff completely boring? I mean, I see no point in talking about stuff that has nothing to do with us.”
“I mean, sure, gossip’s not for everyone, but I wouldn’t say it’s boring -- - it’s something no one can avoid. Either there’s gossip about you, or you gossip.”
“Aw, the girls are already fighting about who is going to be the prom queen at my side? Adorable.”
“Even though you think you’re hot, they’re not fighting to be at your side, they’re fighting to have power -- - they wouldn’t care if a loser was their king.”
“I feel as if I haven’t had anything else to drink all week, but I swear to god I’d fall asleep without it.”
“Let’s go get some coffee, and tell me all about this guy you’re with -- -everyone in school knows about it.”
“Probably it wouldn’t be healthy to get another cup of coffee, but I am in serious need of a refill.”
“Oh, don’t worry about drinking too much about your health -- -you can never have enough coffee.”
@earthtoconnor: don't you worry, you will find that prince charming. Put down your phone and get over here because I'm really craving smoothies right now
@ajunbaker: OK OK!!!! SEE U IN A FEW
I suck at timing… Everyone’s gone now lol.
Same.
“Unless at some point in your pathetic story you’re going to stop and offer to do my algebra homework for me, then I really couldn’t care less about how you swear you saw a ghost that one time.”
“Oh, so rude! I guess someone’s having a bad day... Why don’t you tell me about it, huh?”
@earthtoconnor: ... I am a cute guy. Alright, see you there, a. I'm never late.
@ajunbaker: Well, yeah, you're cute... But, I mean, like, a cute guy that'll date me... and you won't date me. OKIE, PUTTING MY SHOES ON! XO
“Again? Why are you so into that stuff, anyway?”
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“It makes me feel conected to people, okay? You should totally come to my place sometime, and I could show you the wonderful world of gossip.”