Gems

KB | Female | 30-something| Hella AreoAce | I work in theater

[da-pitt]

Brother, I'm so fucking glad to see you.

[batszboo]

This is so stupid but I immediately thought of him when I saw this comment

[keikomivra]

DEAD BOY DETECTIVES S1 | EDWIN + CHARLES

Charles, I'm in love with you. You don't have to feel the same way. I just need you to know.

[samsayswhatever]

I love that their office in Port Townsend was just an ironing board

[ouchmyghostskin]

[amaranthuscaudatus]

dead boy detectives (9/??) + Text Posts

[ngatwa]

[yelsapo]

Loved when Edwin was like "There's nothing we can do, every time I try to run it chases and kills me again" and then Charles goes "Well yeah but now you have me and this BOMB" and promptly chucks a lit molotov at the spider demon

[gryffongull]

The number of scarily accurate textpost memes you can make with these mfs is insane

[mysillydragonhoard]

[ouchmyghostskin]

[kaciart]

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[myiliterallyhavenolifegoals]

the fact that Edwin lived in the early 1900s is a fantastic source of comedic potential. he's just constantly saying things that he doesn't realise are completely batshit insane, and the others are just left utterly floored.

like they're all talking and Crystal mentions she's tried cocaine once on a wild night out, and Edwin, who used to get that shit medically prescribed at the drop of a hat is like ??? okay?? hope you felt better, it always used to help me when I had a cold too :) Charles why are you laughing?

[hansoeii]

Ohh look, it's the dead boy detectives!

[wordwizards]

yeah so a bunch of hippies went off into the desert to larp the crucifixion of jesus christ over several days. and the jesus guy they just whipped and crucified him for real. and then they all filed into their bus sadly looking over their shoulder like "damn it sucks that we lose this guy every time we do this"

[theweirdwideweb]

[theweirdwideweb]

[darthmelyanna]

I want to be very clear: I did not schedule this to post on Easter weekend.

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

I want to be very clear: I did schedule this to post on Easter weekend

[evillordzog]

So apparently Jesus needs to die to forgive the sins of humanity and leave a bunch of his besties behind to spread the good word. This is the inexorable will of God and Jesus is totally in on it even if he isn’t exactly thrilled.

Guess what doesn’t happen if Judas doesn’t also take one for the team. Jesus befriends and recruits Judas specifically in the secret knowledge the guy will sell him out – and wouldn’t be able to cope with the weight of the deed, taking a one-way trip to Hell for the duration.

So yeah, maybe 11 close friends.

[cbartonscoffee]

robby + gloria = my favourite dynamic