B.S.

I love “mY wIfE.” I love my baby. I love my frands. pictured above: me, my lady & some water

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[astercrash]

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[sadakotetsuwan]

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers

[southpauz]

They’re dating, your honor

[notajerusalemcricket-deactivate]

Absolutely not a new observation but i love that the toki pona word for animal, "soweli," is written like this

fuck man that sure is

[petitelappin]

This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

[soberscientistlife]

[injuries-in-dust]

Comic by PetFoolery.

[avvocarlo]

that is fucked

[avvocarlo]

I like to think about this without the existence of 50 first dates providing any sort of context

[deviika]

Colum McCann // Franz Kafka

[injuries-in-dust]

COMIC BY PETFOOLERY

[bogleech]

lol

[sneakyspades]

hold on gotta look somehing up

[sneakyspades]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[apinklion01]

[[ Transmission of image ]]

Three pictures are displayed. The first is a picture with a Magic the Gathering card and a circular piece of wood. The card has a circular piece taken out. The text reads as the following:

D&D players, here’s a great way to turn your old Magic cards into tokens in case you don’t have any minis.

The second is a reaction meme with Skipper from the Penguins of Madagascar TV show.

The third is a screenshot showing the value of the Magic the Gathering card from the first picture. At TCGplayer.com the card, a Black Lotus, is shows at the value of $42,000.

[[ end of transmission ]]

[perfectcromulence]

After reblogging this post an hour or so ago I wised up and realized there’s no reason to make a game token for a blue flower. To demonstrate the utility of this craft technique, you’d use an orc or an elf or something like that. The first image above has got to be a photoshop. Here’s the original image:

[shakuras3nder]

[scarlet-rosepetals]

I hope I keep seeing iterations of this post with new additions of “actually that’s photoshopped, THIS is the real image” with an increasing number of wildly expensive Magic cards.

[grocerystore-gf]

i think the inherent purpose of humans was just. to have fun. literally what are we doing

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[holyfunnyhistoryherring]

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

[faeblesmith]

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

[pwesident]

alright one sec

[pwesident]

hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

[akingforakingdom]

If you’re not putting out emotional effort & working on this connections to maintain your relationships, don’t be so brand new when your relationships with people are shit.

[thisobscuredesireforbeauty]

“A young boy who had just stolen his father’s car and crashed it, takes one final puff on his cigarette before facing the consequences. (1974).” Source

[goddess-complex]

the 70s were just like that

[zeroenthusiasm]

[akingforakingdom]

my partner asking me if I need a hug