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[pretty-castiel]

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

[back-that-sass-up]

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

[oroborochi]

80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!

“ He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “

[anotherfirebender-deactivated20]

12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

HALF AN HOUR AT MOST “Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.

[disastrousqueer]

i need that

[feralpussylover]

My url is pretty vanilla I doubt something will happen even

[feralpussylover]

Woah thanks anon!!💞❤👀

[anonymously-not-deactivated2021]

I don’t even think that’ll happen to me in the next 9000 years

[kaz3313]

Hope it happens, but my url is just a nickname

Edit- I love the one I got :>

[hetalia-text-messages]

Go on.

[dissonant-aria]

Hit me.

[asmund-scion-of-ice]

[justtryingtobemee]

Yessssss pleaseeeee

[textsfromsoumako]

Let’s dance.

[cynicallyneutral]

HECK I GOT ONE THIS IS UNREAL

[artorbust-deactivated20211111]

OHMYGOD H O W

[tapdancingaway]

I hope

[pastelvirgil]

it actually happened holy shit

[pidginyapping]

hm my url’s kind of odd i dunno abt this

[vampir3-mon3y]

Y’all-

[raccoontime]

🅱️lease

[holylightwolf-deactivated202103]

My name is perfect for this. Hit me with your best shot.

[allycattiny]

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!

[the-foxy-dreamer]

This ought to be good

[exerian-deactivated20181214]

I dare you.

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

I want this.

[awhovian4]

I want it too

[distractedsapphic]

Please

[the-incredible-spiderling-blog]

I kinda want this but i think I’ll cry at the story I might get

[percrew]

Oh god

[mackiecos]

Y e s

[damn-shawty]

oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh please please I’d love this and you if you write it hnnnnn

[gay-art-freak]

pure curiosity

[ohkai-ai]

did i want to be involved? Yes, yes i did

[aklsha]

P L E A T H E make me one with my shitty url

[people-r-strnge]

[theaveragemo]

So my roommate and I got these Rudolph Christmas coloring books a couple of weeks back. Since it’s finals week, I wanted to ease my mind into studying by coloring. First time opening the book and I saw this picture..

And I thought to myself

Oh my god do I try.

[theaveragemo]

If this post gets to 200,000 notes, I’ll make this art come to life by making it a Christmas cosplay no one wanted.

[trekfaceastro]

Contributing my annual reblog to a friend. 😜

[knowwhatimeme]

This is magical. I am friends with this person. What the heck.

[writing-prompt-s]

A deaf composer and a blind lyricist are slowly falling in love as they work on a collab. You are their interpreter, who has to translate all their flirting and go with them on dates.

[cursed-kpop-images]

You’ve been visited by Money Gun Yeri™. Reblog to get that coin and make it rain!! $$$

[rudeteens]

when AHS cums on

[aklsha]

basic bitches not wanted

[octoberbrunette]

[beesmygod]

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

[mysterysnake-deactivated2013122]

what the hell

[ashwilliamsrighthand]

This makes me really chuffed

[pameladoove-deactivated20180821]

This post is quite egregious

[cornflakepizza]

Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

[fixyourwritinghabits]

goddamnit.

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

[conservative-libertarian-deacti]

[mattsunsthighs]

all of you go to hell

[divagonzo]

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

[inactive1346597623595641352]

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

[rubes-dragon-deactivated2024030]

Why the fuck do these exist

[operativesurprise]

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

[sufferingsappho-deactivated2017]

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.

[summonerxi]

Literally is another example now.

[softlystudying]

i spend way too much time on spotify and thus have way too many playlists, but here are some of them as a thank you for 11k !!

neptune / soundtrack to a warm coffee on a sleepy afternoon 

pluto / 3am, lying upside down off the bed with dim phone light on your face

saturn / laughter, pillow fights and intentionally bad singing-along

mars / quiet piano floats through the window on a warm, windy evening 

lunar / during windows-down summer car rides with your friends

solar / fingers tracing on a thigh and quiet evening humming 

jupiter / gentle, wordless, beats to see you through revision 

eclipse / a soft voice paired with a guitar, and a cup of tea

earth / for dozing off amidst gentle yawns, wrapped in blankets

cosmos / a face amongst the crowd, stairs to the subway, city lights

galaxy / clink of glassware and muted murmurs amongst background jazz

sapph / for the girls who love girls

cappuccino / the feeling of a 9am coffee on a gently sunny morning 

[more4gemini]

As requested by Raven…

[dragboi]

[al-abdulmalik]

[ruphobic]

i 👀was in character🎭🌟 the entire time 🕛🕜and to be standing👬👠 on that stage 🎭🏢and not 😪(sniff)😪 not be commended🎉🎊 for it, it’s STUPID👎🚫 😭(sobs)😭 i was in 8 of the 10 numbers8⃣➡️🔟 and i DID💪💅 the goddamn🚫👼🚫 thing, i was SO✔️🙋 excited 👯💁to get up🔼⬆️there and hear👂👀 what they👯👑 thought❓ of my performance🎤🎭 and what they👯👑 thought⁉️ of my RuDemption👑🔜🔃 look 👀because in season 6👵➡️👑all they wanted to see 👀💫was GLAMOUR💃👑💎, i can assume🙍 that that’s what they➡️👸⬅️ think, but i want them➡️👸⬅️ to congratulate🎊🎉🎊🎉 me➡️👨🐂⬅️

[theessenceofjaida]

oh my god

[trixya-trash]

The joint slay 💅

[taurusqueer-deactivated20200607]

me after going to class everyday and blindly submitting to a system that leaves millions of young adults in debt and unemployed after they graduate