AKnightOfNih

Your least favourite Norwegian genderless toaster with mental problems

[aknightofnih]

I've noticed people have a pinned post in their blogs so imma do a that

Hello Gays and Neurodivergents (you know who you are)

My name is AKnightOfNih, but you can call me Knight or Nih, whichever you prefer. I swing both ways and have shit aim as i dont know how to talk to men and im scared of women. I sold my gender to the genderman for epic swag and rizz I can't use on command, and now I can cast Eldritch Blast for some reason, I'm also a Viking (Norwegian)

Anygays, I usually post once in a pink moon, and its mostly jokes, puns or random shit that's happened that I go "Tumblr will love this". I have no clue how Tumblr really works as I'm very now to social media in general

Uhhhhhhh, don't do vegetables, Listen to your drugs, eat your school, and don't drop out of your parents ig

[aknightofnih]

I'm straight up going through it

And by it, let's just say, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[aknightofnih]

Kinda disappointed courtroom drama means people getting angry and upset at eachother during court and not like, two opposing lawyers falling for eachother over how clever and smart the other is. They should change that

[rederiswrites]

Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.

[rederiswrites]

Nazis are taking over my government, and like, not even just the Nazis we fucking elected! And I'm...making hamburgers? Because somebody has to make dinner? I just feel completely unhinged.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I think that's how random civillians generally feel in these situations. Someone's gotta make dinner.

[lizardlicks]

If you're wondering, there is plenty to be done about it, and plenty being done about it already, even if it's not happening instantly in a way you can perceive.

Is Somebody Doing Something?!

Yes. Let me break it down for you.

[rederiswrites]

Reblogging because this is an excellent article that both tells you about some of what's being done and breaks it down in a way that will help you understand and think about future action. Please read!

[aknightofnih]

Didn't I install this app yesterday. What?

[aknightofnih]

This is one hell of a train station

[aknightofnih]

Fun facts with Knight

Time travel is possible, but only into the future

Time --> (goes 1 second fast)

You --> (goes 1 second fast)

You, close enough to strong gravitational force --> (goes 0.5 seconds fast)

You get away from gravitational force. Time has gone 0.5 seconds faster then you. and you have time travelled double the amount of time you spend with the gravitational force into to the future

(the gravitational force needed is on par with like a blackhole)

Time is movement, it's how we measure it. Travelling to the past is not possible, as that requires all movement from where in time you want to go and where you are now, to reverse, except yours.

Also, uhm. Yeahhhh we dropped your boyfriend into the orbit of a blackhole, yeaahhh, he's in 3056 now, so sorry

[victusinveritas]

Adjusting things in prison.

[nevercure]

Other things he has done while in prison:

He has given gifts to the other inmates for Christmas using the donations people sent his commissary account.

He appears to have attempted to communicate through flashing his cell lights to show his supporters outside that he could hear them cheering for him (this exact light flashing is what inmates at the previous prison did to communicate to the news that they were in support of Luigi, so he may have learned it from them and taken this form of light communication with him to MDC.)

It is rumored he is paying for the other inmates' healthcare using donations to his commissary account.

Inmates who shared time with him at the Penn prison say he 'gave them a voice' when they 'had never had one before' (in reference to the collective shouting 'Free Luigi' the inmates did.

He is writing back to supporters and is alleged to have informed one supporter that he is warm, taken care of, and will be okay. He does not want people to stay up at night worrying about him.

[batteryacidisedibleenough]

Just a reminder, we still don't know he's not the shooter, but waow based

[audarcy]

Found several packs' worth of pokemon cards strewn across a target parking lot and took a pic to show my friends without realizing how much my outfit elevated the scene to "aftermath of a wizard duel"

[aknightofnih]

idk why everyone else isn't complaining so much about trolls.

like, my friend Christian, the Christian, got a small cut while we were playing in the backyard. Then, the next morning, there were like 5 troll shaped statues in there, and like half the flowers were smushed. And we can't like smash the statues either bc they're protected under the troll protection act or whatever. We had to pay a bunch of like construction workers to come and move them back into the wild.

They're so annoying

[aknightofnih]

I wonder what happens if I chug a monster and then take three melatonin instead of two. Not gonna do it obviously bc its not gonna be good, but I wonder which is gonna win

[caats]

[aknightofnih]

My bird house is there to meet the diversity qouta, nothing about it is straight and it's built a bit wrongly.

[teaboot]

Ok Mr talented, now draw a car 🫵 betcha can’t

@identifying-cars-in-posts you want in on this?

[teaboot]

I'M A SHITPOSTER?!!??!!?

[da-lil-muffin]

[aknightofnih]

Me: I am not but a humble and poor village boy, show mercy

Mall architecture: brandishes baseball bat with malicious intent

[aknightofnih]

Me: I am not but a humble and poor village boy, show mercy

Mall architecture: *brandishes baseball bat with malicious intent*

[phantomrose96]

The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.