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[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[inkvoices]

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

[inkvoices]

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

[lightningladybug]

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

[inkvoices]

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

[dannnnnnnnnnnnex]

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

[akok94]

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A street musician who I heard almost 6 years ago in Berlin. She is travelling the world making beautiful music. With a smile and love for music.

[midnight-octopus-deactivated202]

First year in the dark trio AU from Ron’s perspective

Ron’s not stupid.

He knows if he ends up in Gryffindor it’ll just be seven years of disappointment. It’ll be seven years of housemates disappointed he isn’t wild like Fred and George, seven years of a quidditch team mad they don’t have a player like Charlie, seven years of girls wishing he was charming like Bill, seven years of teachers telling him he should be like Percy. 

So when the hat offers him Slytherin he looks at the boy from the train, looks at Harry, who he knows is destined for greatness, and says yes. 

Harry is, well he doesn’t know what Harry is. Harry is clever and smart and trying so hard to hide that he’s broken. 

He doesn’t like Hermione at first, not until they find her in the bathroom, the troll already bleeding out. He sees the way Harry looks at her, and knows she’s his now too.

It’s Christmas when Harry convinces him to sneak out, it’s Christmas when Harry shows up the books on dark magic he stole from the library. Ron wants to protest at first, wants to point out it’s bad, but he can’t. Not when Harry’s face lights up like that.

Quirrell hurts Harry, puts him in the hospital wing, and Ron has to bite back his anger. He wants to kill the man, wants to make him hurt, and one look at Hermione tells him she feels the same way. 

[akok94]

Nice start... I would love to read more.

[kiwisgalaxy]

In holland when someone doesn’t close the door behind their backs we say ‘Ben je in de kerk geboren?’ which literally translates to ‘Have you been born in church?’ @useless-netherlandsfacts

[langue-etrangere-deactivated201]

In the United States we say, “Were you raised in a barn?” It’s supposed to imply that the person was raised without any manners. But as people who frequently use barns have told me, you would never leave the barn door open because then the animals could get out.

[langsandlit]

In Italy when someone walks in a room and doesn’t close the door we say “abiti al Colosseo?” (and other variants), which translates to “do you live at the Colosseum?” because the Colosseum hasn’t got doors

[useless--australiafacts]

in Australia we say ‘Were you born in a tent?’ which so far has no official etymology but probably has something to do with swagmen and bush culture…

[useless-linguisticsfacts-blog]

In German we say: “Hast du keine Türen zu Hause?”, which translates to: “Don’t you have doors at home?”

[useless-czechrepfacts]

In Czech we have two versions of this. First, more polite one is “Máte doma otroky?” (Do you have slaves at home?) and then quite rude one, which is “Máš v prdeli oje?” (Do you have poles/drawbars in you ass?)

[useless-hungaryfacts]

In Hungary we say “Te barlangban élsz?” Which means “Are you living in a cave?”

[lunalove-blr]

In Denmark we say ‘Er du født i et s-tog?’, which means ‘Were you born on a (S-) train’, or ‘Er du født i et telt?’, which means ‘Were you born in a tent?’

[spockshair]

In Poland we say “Co ty w tramwaju mieszkasz?” which means “Do you live in a tram?” because doors on trams open on its own obviously

[wolfi-sama]

addition to the German thing: We also say “Haste Säcke vor der Tür?” which translates to “do you put bags in front of the door?” as in ‘do you use bags instead of a door?’

[petimetrek]

In Spain we say “¡cierra la puta puerta!” which means “close the fucking door!” because we are very polite.

[akok94]

In Greece we say Σε βαρκα γεννηθηκες; which means were you born on a boat? Obs no door on a boat 

[crazyintheeast]

Due to reasons involving the European Union, my government and the police I get incredibly annoyed when I see people who write Leksa instead of Lexa

[akok94]

Huh?

[makeuphall]

Do you want to get Tumblr`s new messaging system?

To get it, someone with active messaging must write you.. As I already have it, I will message everyone who reblogs this.

Once you get the messaging, you help me and send a message to the person who also reblogs this message from you.

Let`s start the chain reaction…

[sooyeomnim-deactivated20130822]

Animation Opening Sequence for Glee.

Well.. this is kinda ‘creepy’ version of glee. I’ve wanted to make thing like this from time immemorial. I finally did it!;) And this is my first fanarts posting since I changed my tumblr account. Wow, I feel really awkward.

Hope you guys like it. Thank you! :) (I recommend you to watch on Vimeo)

(♬End Credits - <Coraline> Ost)

[yadivagirl]

I’ve always loved this, especially since Glee was originally imagined as a darker creeper show than what finally aired. 

[gleeperformances]

Baby, It’s Cold Outside

[lizinprogress]

THE BEST.

[panatmansam]

Visit Original Link

[panatmansam]

Ailein Duinn (Brown Haired Alan) by Meav. This is the sound of purest heartbreak. Written in Scottish Gaelic three centuries ago by a woman who watched the ship carrying the man she was to marry founder in a storm just as it approached port drowning all on board.

This song will give you an idea of what the Celtic flute can do.

[100wordsneversaid]

REBLOG IF I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND.

& message you without being judged.

[emile8]

[sexy-paradise]

Reblog > Go to your tumblr > Click in the house > And try to get out of the house.

[kittypurritto]

I JUST SPENT 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. OMG. MOST DIFFICULT THING I’VE EVER DONE.

I CAN’T FUCKING DO IT FUCK

let me reblog this again

AND YES! I FINISHED IT! :D

I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS SHIT FUCK

I’M NEARLY FINISHED BITCHES

this is fucking addictive aksldjaklsdj I CAN’T 

I did it! omfg! 25 minutes!

[thesugarhole-archive-deactivate]

ah i forgot i had this in my likes

gonna play it! why not

[dorfhexe]

fuck, over an hour protip: don’t drink while playing that

[cyrusandthegirlonfire]

Visit Original Link

Are you, are you

Coming to the tree

Where they strung up a man

They say who murdered three.

Strange things did happen here

No stranger would it be

If we met up at midnight

In the hanging tree.

Are you, are you

Coming to the tree

Where the dead man called out

For his love to flee.

Strange things did happen here

No stranger would it be

If we met up at midnight

In the hanging tree.

Are you, are you

Coming to the tree

Where I told you to run,

So we’d both be free.

Strange things did happen here

No stranger would it be

If we met up at midnight

In the hanging tree.

Are you, are you

Coming to the tree

Wear a necklace of hope,

Side by side with me.

Strange things did happen here

No stranger would it be

If we met up at midnight

In the hanging tree.

Are you, are you

Coming to the tree

Where I told you to run,

So we’d both be free.

Strange things did happen here

No stranger would it be

If we met up at midnight

In the hanging tree.

Are you, are you

Coming to the tree

Where they strung up a man

They say who murdered three.

Strange things did happen here

No stranger would it be

If we met up at midnight

In the hanging tree.

Are you, are you

Coming to the tree

Where the dead man called out

For his love to flee.

Strange things did happen here

No stranger would it be

If we met up at midnight

In the hanging tree.

[lordniazkilam]

my brothers say that if this gets 500,000 notes i get to get out of the cage

[captnsulu-deactivated20161211]

goddammit we’re getting you out of hell ourselves 

[castielcampbell]

if we get enough notes we need to take a screen shot and tweet it to the writers.

[lesser-panda98]

yessss

[lesser-panda98]

Even if you arent a supernatutal fan, favourite and reblog this for us.

[slutstrand]

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[emmywinnercriss]

bro-of-blaine-hummel-anderson replied to your post: “Since when is Dalton, a private school with tuition, able to be sued…”:

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[afrenomes]

to my Muslim followers - please feel free to tell me if there’s anything you need me to blacklist for Ramadan

[agoodmangoestoglee]

I want J.K. Rowling to write a book about what happened at Hogwarts in the year that Harry, Ron and Hermione weren’t there. I want Ginny and Luna and Nevil to be badass I want them standing up against the Carrows and Snape. I want to know what happened to all of the teachers and how they all undermined Voldemort’s control over the school. I want to know what happened to all of our favorite characters that were just dropped until the Last Battle of Hogwarts.   

[akok94]

 Have you ever heard the DADA universe?

Check it out

 https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1550595/Thanfiction

or in tumblr

http://daydverse.tumblr.com/ 

Seriously check it out!