A Clockwork Fandom

O. he/him, 30, perfectly delightful

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[theprofessional-amateur]

Pride 2004: Reagan’s death June 5, 2004

Pride 2015: Obergfell v Hodges ruling announced June 26, 2015

Pride 2026: 🤞🏻

[punkrock-bottom]

I think if a customer is actively homophobic I should be allowed to tell them to kill themselves and get a raise

[bannock-and-biopolitics-deactiv]

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

[curlicuecal]

oh shit my laundry

[mishafletcher]

reblog to save someone’s laundry

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[unbelievablekats]

Alright when am I going to be put on my knees while someone unbuckles their belt in front of me?

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[thememedaddy]

[animentality]

[kalichnikov]

i wanna talk about this shot

[kalichnikov]

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

[un-javi]

[karvina]

[teslaswife]

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

God fucking damn it

[bored-dromaeosaur]

[sunshinetomorrow]

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

[pileofknives]

[fuzzpup]

Always a delight to find out that a silly guy is also a horny slut

[mino2aur]

no weed for me thanks i just want to cough loud as fuck with you

[juulcourse]

abab

assigned born at birth

[sprachtraeume]

assigned baby at birth

[thegreatjackal]

all babies are bastards

[melxbxbi]

so when do i get to be handcuffed to ur bed and played with

[boringkate]

*points and laughs* You're never gonna be just a sex object like you wanna be! People care about you and they like hearing what you have to say! Your body isn't the only thing about you that has value! Loser!

[greenvelvetchaise]

no youre not unlovable its just 11:54pm on a thursday

[analwhhoore]

you should fuck me and let me wear your shirt after