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zane hijazi - @greatvalueheathhussar

[akramodadragon]

hello i’ve reached peak old man, my back is killing me™️

[dankmemeuniversity]

[akramodadragon]

i fell off the face of the planet but rest assured i’m really fucking happy

[akramodadragon]

you either die a fuckboy or live long enough to see yourself become a dilf

@retireddadhat

[zlink]

[rctrorenegade]

hi i’m mari & it’s true what they say – that silhouette challenge on tik tok gives you so much confidence it is unreal and i am a firm believer in everyone getting that type of confidence so pls do the challenge and send ‘em my way so i can hype you all up like you deserve ✨

vibincheeseburger

[akramodadragon]

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?

[guacstan-deactivated20210414]

she said we gonna dress UP today ✨✨

[valtsv]

friendship is when you say things to each other online that would be considered cyberbullying out of context <3

[valtsv]

"you're my best friend" (warning)

"wanna to see something cursed?" (last chance to run)

[akramodadragon]

hi my name is zane and i’ve been imposter 3 times in a row

i am over IT

[guacstan-deactivated20210414]

does playing tourist at universal count if he’s from florida? hmmm. made for a nice picture at least 🥰

@akramodadragon

[solarsyrup]

I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to kiss my ring but when you lean closer you see it's one of those glo-in-the-dark spider rings you win at arcades

[solarsyrup]

*godfather voice* you disrespec me... and eat my spooky spida ring, which cost me 50 tickets at funtime arcade and pizzeria... vinny, hit her with da sticky hand

[akramodadragon]

hidaya just called me and asked me if making my coffee taste how she expects denny house smelled was an intentional choice

“it’s a bold choice, zane”

[akramodadragon]

conversations with heath and i are literally just a mixture of dramatic hand flailing, hair flipping, BABY and MY GUY.

how do we own a business i stg

[timmygrands-deactivated20220421]

zane and i are getting an apartment together again just for the sole purpose of putting a swing in our kitchen saying goodbye to our security deposit after living there for two days

[akramodadragon]

let’s GOOOOO

[guacstan-deactivated20210414]

just wanted to show u my new jacket  👉👈

[akramodadragon]

i wish you good luck with everything, i’m rooting for you!!

thanks, i’ll need it