[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

my son

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

[doggosource]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

dont tell anyone because its top secret but i just got the next tumblr update early and notes become like a currency that you can use to buy different outfits for your posts

[bluebandana]

actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long

[bonersniper]

Tumblr social security benefits for geriatric blogs

[hovfire]

i owe mushrooms my life

[hovfire]

hey y’all i really hate to do this because i respect y’all vibing with psychedelics so much but this post was about sautéed mushrooms sorry

[swurp]

Beyond Belief with Jonathan Frakes except it's tumblr posts

[yo-its-matt]

“And Oppa Homeless Style? Never happened, it was invented by a writer.”

[transwiththeplans]

"Do you like the color of the sky?"

[woodrider]

"Ever had a girlfriend? What about three girlfriends?"

[silenthill]

“What does the letter ‘K’ mean to you?”

[professionaljester]

“Have you ever had someone compliment your shoelaces? Would you tell them where you got them from? Even if you stole them from someone very important? Would you tell them the truth?”

[thetyrannosaur]

"Do you own a pet? Has it ever gotten into something that it really shouldn't be eating? How about chocolate fondue?"

[ketamie]

im literally the cutest person ever especially when i lie down in bed and blog on my phone.

[ratfuck]

Best Pixar short?

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him

[doggirlpaws]

[christianstepmoms]

[teenagerposts]

[jpegfantasy]

90s public washroom designed by Stéphane Plassier.

Bathrooms, Collins Design, 2004 📚

Salvaged & scanned by @jpegfantasy 🖨️

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

[big-gay-mike]

Is your therapist washing you?

[honted]

used her hand sanitizer

[guerrillatech]

[shethedistance]

[doggosource]

[bluebandana]

i love canceling plans. dear maria count me out

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

[crimegoku]

*sticks to you*

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

[bisexualwario]