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Kermit || Major || Destroy Gender Stereotypes not Gender Identity ° he/they :)

[conker-shell]

You there boy! What day is it?

[regicidal-defenestration]

[conker-shell]

[lgbtculture]

I want my gay rights now! - Marsha P. Johnson (NYC Pride Parade, 1973)

[mythicalmessenger]

Do not erase her!!

[battery-bug-bat]

MY BABY

[pukicho]

dm me if you want ringworm

[pukicho]

DONT fucking dm me

[kratt09]

after I watched fnaf it was like omg. I can't go to bed freddy fagbear will be in my closet

[kratt09]

guess who just made another horrific typo

[vang0bus]

[telltaletypist]

war and hate on planet venus

[miss-wizard]

suck my blood and kill my penus

[brainy-gremlin-official]

[i-am-a-fish]

HEY.

are you scrolling [tumblr] instead of sleeping?

idiot. clown. I cast sleepy spell on you. fuck you. sweet dreams ily

[i-am-a-fish]

alright cool. let me know how that strategy works out for you

[bunjywunjy]

I AM SORRY I CANNOT RETURN YOUR EMAIL AT THIS TIME. am in a cave

[they-dont-look-like-waves]

ace pride flag color picked from this picture of a cave

[partyswirl]

aro pride flag also color picked from this picture of a cave

[bunjywunjy]

reblog to crawl into the aroace cave and nap in the mud together

[cuunos]

FOLLOWERS! fetch me my old man yuri!!!

[cuunos]

I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND!!!!!!!!!

[pukicho]

Saw beams of light in the sky. Investigating further.

[pukicho]

sorry I never followed up with this post. I forgot it existed

[pukicho]

Also I lied

[lilaeleaf]

Some poor suffering gobs!!

[gothiccharmschool]

I love these and I wish to adopt them.

[duckdotcom]

I am. exhausted. but I will draw for the joy of creation

[steence]

the joy of creation??? fnaf reference?????

[duckdotcom]

literally as I typed this post I thought to myself "huh wasn't there a fnaf game called that. oh well I'm sure no one will think that's what I mean." then 30 seconsd passed and here we are. just you and me now steence. just you and me

[steence]

and freddy

[duckdotcom]

and freddy

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Oh how confused I was when I got this in the mail, before remembering I signed up to vote for the USA Mullet Championship last year to vote for a kid named Epic

Winner in my heart

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I just remembered that my winner for teen division also lost last year 😔

Epic and Cash were robbed.

[elvhendis]

Somebody translated the infernal runes face tattoo that you can put on your character and the runes on the forhead literally just spell "forhead", the runes on the nose spell "nose" and the runes on the chin say "chin"

[millenialtrashuncle]

[melynnwaters]

please don't reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

[ranch-dressing-flavored-frog]

I think we can do it.

[nudityandnerdery]

Posts that have 2x10^25 notes to me.

[oojamaflip-whatchamacallit]

#we’re not even close to destroying a single cell#sunlight probably does more damage to op every day than we’ve done collectively as a site

We gotta work harder!!

[high-fructose-porn-syrup]

Can we even get to that many zeros before the site breaks?

[cainternn]

kenposting

[wizardpotions]

i feel like people need to know about the absolute decadence of that one weird tesco express in bournemouth

what the fuck is actually going on

[wizardpotions]

yeah im at the catholic guilt tesco express do you want anything?

[thevampireauthoress]

I mean tbh they could be dividing it up into flats priced at one million pounds apiece... At least this place gets somewhat of a congregation on Sundays