Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Wonโt mince words: loves to tell you straight up exactly how fat youโre getting
โI donโt care how much youโve already eaten today, youโll eat what I tell you toโ
Aggressive teasing as a love language
Secretly a softie who would do anything for you
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Wants to stay in and stuff you at every opportunity
Bougie so will either cook huge, fancy meals for you or splurge for high quality take out
Stubborn and practical so will probably make you do absolutely minimal exercise to keep healthy
Super versatile and can be as soft or rough as you want
The second-most likely to accidentally gain some weight with you
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
One of the best at dirty talk and teasing
Will drill you for everything youโre into because theyโre endlessly curious
Loves to play innocent. โOh, I just wasnโt sure if youโd eaten yet today.โ โI mean, you didnโt have to finish it all.โ โDidnโt we just get you that shirt? Oh, sweetie, it looks a little snug.โ
Extremely into size differences
Could give a TED talk about feedism with zero preparation
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
The type to do anything and everything for you so you donโt have to lift a finger
vvv protective, will literally fight anyone who tries to fat shame you
Will want to discuss your boundaries and limits because they want you to be as happy and comfortable as possible (but discussing their own will make them squirm)
The most likely to accidentally gain some weight with you
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Absolutely cannot keep their hands off your belly (or like, you in general)
Seems like theyโd be dominant but prob just wants you to sit on them
Has no problems paying for all your food/preparing all your food as long as you finish all of it
Creative af and always thinking of new stuff to do in the bedroom
Will have you trying on all your old clothes so they can see how well they fattened you up
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
The type to keep a log of all your measurements and your weight
Knows the exact calorie count of everything theyโre feeding you for maximum efficiency
Acts bossy but loves when you take control or use your weight to push them around
A little shy with the really kinky stuff, gets flustered easily from teasing
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Down to try anything youโre into, no judgement
The best at sweet talking: will coo into your ear while youโre eating about how big and sexy youโre getting
Mostly just wants you to be happy and content in your own skin
But is also absolute horny mess for you, gets worked up by the little things, dtf just about always
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
DARK FEEDISM - will probably say or do something that goes too far if boundaries arenโt set
Will get you more stuffed than you have ever been in your entire life
Will turn you on to things you didnโt know you were into
Hopefully your libido can keep up with theirs
Will resort to murder if someone even comes close to being rude about your body
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
The type to make you wear tight clothes in public
Always thinking up fun games and different ways to feed you
Their favorite nicknames are โpiggyโ and โfatassโ
Loves to take you out and show you off
Their friends probably know theyโre into feedism because theyโre absolutely not ashamed
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
You better not complain when they tell you to eat because itโll just make them feed you more
Makes a mental note of all your favorite foods because theyโre meticulous like that and have to be the best feeder youโve ever had
Quietly loves to dote on you and take care of you but will probably deny it if you point it out
Makes you take a multivitamin because, โyour fat ass doesnโt eat anything thatโs not fried.โ
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Likely to be into more extreme parts of the kink but probably wonโt admit it till youโve been at it for a while
Probably needs you to take the lead because they can be awkward with romantic stuff
Will verbally eviscerate someone who is judging/being rude about your weight
The most well-read on the subject on fatphobia and the ethics of feedism
Will try to act like theyโre not that affected by your bod, but will vibrate through the roof if you stretch and your shirt rides up
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Intuitive af - can always tell if somethingโs too much or not enough
The definition of soft feedism
Their fav part is discussing boundaries, goals & feelings
Can gush for hours about how beautiful and perfect your body is
The type to bring you snacks literally constantly without even thinking about it
